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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

Stephen Walking.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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