two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Sarah Palin is President

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Will you marry me?

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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i fondle myself every night....

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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