- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Penis-Pump

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Gadaffi

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

A jew go out of a bar

Guess what? No.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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