- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

Your mom

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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