How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

What is next?

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Women's rights...

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

lick my ballsack.... ok

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Anti Joke

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