- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Barack Obama

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

The Bible

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

The horse said "nay."

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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