What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Looks through the peephole.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

God is real

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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