On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Hey, we're both lawyers.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

whats really hot the sun

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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