What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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save water shower with friends

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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George Bush.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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i love huge wieners.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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