- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

ugh good riddance

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Do you need any assistance?

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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