- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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