Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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