- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

whats white and gooy liguid goop

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

who eats pencils asians

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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