Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Ha

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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alert("The Game");//

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Vagina-Boob

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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What is next?

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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