- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

A jew go out of a bar

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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