- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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