Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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how did the little girl die cancer

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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