Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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women's rights

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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i eat poop

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Gabe Mercado

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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