I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Anti Joke

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