why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

a retard lost...

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

who farted your mother

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

HARRY EFFING STYLES

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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