Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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Ass

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Unflushed Shit...

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don't look behind you

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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