How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

lick my ballsack.... ok

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Anti Joke

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