What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Women's rights...

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Matty B

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

guess what chicken butt

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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