Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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