- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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