what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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stop it ryan vallee

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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knock knock

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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