- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Six million.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Woman's rights

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Knock Knock Come in

i eat poop

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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