What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Smart Blondes

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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