- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Knock Knock Come in

Chicken

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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