- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

The horse said "nay."

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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