Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Women's Rights

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Anti Joke

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