Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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