How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Poop

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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A seal walks into a club.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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