- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: gasp take that back

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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