- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

knock knock

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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