- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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