whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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anne hatthaway

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Women

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Blarg

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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