- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

stop it ryan vallee

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knock knock

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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