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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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