Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Canida

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Gabe Mercado

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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what is big and white? the moon

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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