What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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