How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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who farted your mother

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Halo < COD

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Anti Joke

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