- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

guess what chicken butt

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Woman's rights.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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