Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Jared Gough is a slut

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

YOLO

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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