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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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