- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

lick my ballsack.... ok

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

No it isn't.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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