What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

whats white and gooy liguid goop

who eats pencils asians

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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