whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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The Bible

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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