Matty B

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Women's rights...

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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