- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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