why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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