What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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