Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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