What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Looks through the peephole.

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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