- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

Women's rights

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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