- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man named mike

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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