- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

Men's rights.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

you know what hurts.... PAIN

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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