There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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oh hiya come in

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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George Bush.

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I have no ideas.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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knock knock

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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