- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

whats really hot the sun

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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