Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

what is big and white? the moon

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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