Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Ha

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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no

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Why? Because!

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Knock knock What

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Anti jokes.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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