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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

i eat poop

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

lick my ballsack.... ok

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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