- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Looks through the peephole.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

What's 9 plus 10? 19

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

who farted your mother

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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