A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Where is my tractor?

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Women's football

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Black Veil Brides.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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