Knock knock Who's there My dick

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

thumb_up thumb_down -6

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

God is real

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

thumb_up thumb_down -18

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops