How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Dick spice

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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