THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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whats really hot the sun

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Blarg

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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hi

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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