- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Woman's rights.

"Up to 50% off."

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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