I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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alston wang

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women's rights

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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