- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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