Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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oh hiya come in

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my mom raped yerr foot

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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