A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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what is stupid and reading this you

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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who farted your mother

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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