The bird is not the word.... Its two

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Chicken

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

whats white and gooy liguid goop

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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