who is awesome? no one...

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what is stupid and reading this you

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Halo < COD

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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