monkey sponge

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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who farted your mother

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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