- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Nobody cares.

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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