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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Where's my shotgun

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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