What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

i eat poop

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

what is big and white? the moon

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

ballsack

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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