Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

Women's football

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

my mom raped yerr foot

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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