Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Women's rights...

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Penis jokes.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

is mayonnaise an instrument?

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Nice weather we're having.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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