R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

No it isn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops