Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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"Up to 50% off."

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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whats really hot the sun

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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