- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

i love huge wieners.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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