What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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