What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Where's my tractor?

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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"Up to 50% off."

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guess what chicken butt

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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69

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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