Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

The horse said "nay."

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

How do magnets work?

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Chicken

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Knock Knock Come in

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

lick my ballsack.... ok

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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