- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Chuck Norris died.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

oh hiya come in

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

I have no ideas.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

George Bush.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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