- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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