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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Jared Gough is a slut

poo poo you you doo doo too too

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Do you need any assistance?

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Why? Because!

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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