- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Pickles

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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