- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Guess what? No.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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