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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

MICHAEL

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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