When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

oh hiya come in

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Unflushed Shit...

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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