What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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How do magnets work?

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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