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Poop

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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A seal walks into a club.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Where's my tractor?

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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no

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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ugh good riddance

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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Anti jokes.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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