Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Smart Blondes

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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