Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Hippopatomous!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Good.

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Looks through the peephole.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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alert('hiiii');

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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