Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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don't look behind you

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Women's rights...

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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