- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

anne hatthaway

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Your mother is a man.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Homework.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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