What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

i eat poop

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

whats young and never moved? still born baby

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

ha.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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