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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

No it isn't.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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