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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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