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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

How many dislikes can this get?

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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