Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Take my wife- to the store.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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