- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

You just won the game...

The Bible

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryan Chang is funny.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Woman's rights

Women

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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