Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Herman Cain

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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