Why? Because!

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Anti jokes.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Barack Obama

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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