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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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