Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Gadaffi

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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