Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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stop it ryan vallee

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Anti Joke

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