- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Where's my tractor?

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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