- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Why was Timmy sad?

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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