- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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