- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

a catholic priest and a young boy

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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