- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

Halo < COD

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Potato.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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