A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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YOLO

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Anti Joke

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