why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Hippopatomous!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Good.

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