Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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