Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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