What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Pickles

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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