How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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anne hatthaway

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Anti Joke

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