- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Chicken

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Canada

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

OBAMA

You smell bad? Cool.

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