Halo < COD

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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penis hehehehe

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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