What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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Anti Joke

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