- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Hey, we're both lawyers.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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