What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Knock knock Come In.......

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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