Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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a retard lost...

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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who farted your mother

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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