What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Where is my tractor?

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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Women's rights.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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