What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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you

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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