Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Chicken

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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