- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

Potato.

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

Romney 2012

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

oh hiya come in

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

I have no ideas.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

don't look behind you

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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