- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

The WNBA.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

Men's rights.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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