Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

A fat boy walked into a party

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Why was Timmy sad?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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