- Anti Joke

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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