- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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