- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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