An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Frown is a four letter word.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Anti Joke

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