Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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don't look behind you

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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