A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Sonic

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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