Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

A woman leaves the kitchen.

feces

Womens Rights.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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