- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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