your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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2

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save water shower with friends

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I have no ideas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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George Bush.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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