why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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9/11

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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im a selling a car

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Knock knock What

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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Blarg

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Homework.

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