- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

The Irish man was sober.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

Chuck Norris died.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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