- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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