- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

I have no ideas.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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