Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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knock knock

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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