- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

A: Knock knock. B: <>

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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