A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

don't look behind you

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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