What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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i eat poop

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Knock Knock Come in

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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