Jake Bowar

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Ryan Chang is funny.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

The horse said "nay."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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