- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Can you see this brett? Connor

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

That's Racist

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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