A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Wolf Pussy

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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baby loves lalma

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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