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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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