- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

Cows go moo.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

I have no ideas.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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