Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Gestapo.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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