How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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Poop

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Ha

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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