*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Poop

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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feces

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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