How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Gadaffi

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Dick spice

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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