A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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don't look behind you

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Anti Joke

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