Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Matty B

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Women's rights...

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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