Knock knock Who's there My dick

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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alert('hiiii');

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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