why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

whats white and gooy liguid goop

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Justin Bieber having an erection.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

OBAMA

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

alert('hiiii');

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Good.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

A jew went to Germany.

Once upon a time.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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