Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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