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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Black Poeple

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Nice weather we're having.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

a black guy leaves prison

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