What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Romney 2012

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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