What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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