why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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