Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

69, hahaha

Good.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Hi

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

i dislike sack in my mouth

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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