Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

I have no ideas.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

thumb_up thumb_down +20

You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops