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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Good.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

alert('hiiii');

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

A jew went to Germany.

Once upon a time.

brian mcgee is gay!

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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