What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Matt Damon

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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