- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

i eat poop

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Knock knock Who's there My dick

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Gabe Mercado

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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