- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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