What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Blarg

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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