- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Looks through the peephole.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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