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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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I have no ideas.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Unflushed Shit...

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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