Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Women's rights...

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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