- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

No it isn't.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??