A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

Women's rights

Cows go moo.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

I have no ideas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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