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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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