- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Do you need any assistance?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

ugh good riddance

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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