- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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