How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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penis hehehehe

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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