where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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