- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Hey, we're both lawyers.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

George Bush does not care about black people.

A Frenchman stays and fights

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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