w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Roses are red Violets are penis

monkey sponge

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

what is stupid and reading this you

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

who farted your mother

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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