Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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