Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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What abou three times

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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Smart Blondes

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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