How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Women's football

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

oh hiya come in

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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