Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Women's rights...

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

alert("The Game");//

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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