- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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