What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

who eats pencils asians

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

A jew went to Germany.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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