What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Knock Knock Come in

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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what is big and white? the moon

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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