Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Women's rights.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Where's my shotgun

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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i eat poop

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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what is big and white? the moon

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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