Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

A jew went to Germany.

Once upon a time.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

brian mcgee is gay!

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

A: Knock knock. B: <>

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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