How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

thumb_up thumb_down +14

guess what chicken butt

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

thumb_up thumb_down +12

alert("The Game");//

thumb_up thumb_down +12

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops