Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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"Up to 50% off."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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no

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Do you need any assistance?

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Knock knock What

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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Anti jokes.

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poop

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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Barack Obama

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Anti Joke

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