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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

who farted your mother

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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