A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Knock, knock. Come in.......

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

gay rights

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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