what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Nobody cares.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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What abou three times

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Penis.

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