- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Pickles

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

a catholic priest and a young boy

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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