Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

what do you call a black man named mike

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Women's rights...

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

A Banana wrote this...

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Knock knock What

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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