- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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