Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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