- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Take my wife- to the store.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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