- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

Chuck norris survived rapture.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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