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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

a catholic priest and a young boy

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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