What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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