- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Women's rights...

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

Ha

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

ugh good riddance

A seal walks into a club.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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