- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Vagina-Boob

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

A seal walks into a club.

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