dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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God is real

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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you

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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