What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Whats9+10 19

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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I have no ideas.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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