What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

guess what chicken butt

*you're

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

I'm going to Re-write History... History

The Bible

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Woman's rights.

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