Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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