What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Women's rights...

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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