Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Chuck Norris.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

"Up to 50% off."

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

Knock knock What

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Why? Because!

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Anti Joke

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