- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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