How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

whats funny? ebola and 911

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

gay rights

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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