- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Take my wife- to the store.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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