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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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don't look behind you

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

gay rights

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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