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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

What's brown and sticky? Poo

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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