- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Potato.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

The Irish man was sober.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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