Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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A Banana wrote this...

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Women's rights...

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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