Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Why did the asian die? he was driving

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

whats better than 24................. 25

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Chuck Norris.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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