I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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