Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Women's football

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

There's no "i" in tim.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

oh hiya come in

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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