What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

69, hahaha

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

We didnt star the fire ...........

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

Your mom

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

A: Knock knock. B: <>

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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