Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Knock Knock Come in

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

A woman comes at the doctor.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Looks through the peephole.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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