im a selling a car

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Knock knock What

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Anti Joke

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