What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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im a selling a car

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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