What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Knock knock What

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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