Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Chicken

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Where's my shotgun

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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