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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Sonic

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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