Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Penis.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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