why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Hi Shelby!!

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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don't look behind you

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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