Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Knock Knock Come in

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Where's my shotgun

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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who eats pencils asians

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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