What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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A Banana wrote this...

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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The Bible

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Knock knock What

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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What is next?

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