what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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