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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

A woman comes at the doctor.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Looks through the peephole.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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