I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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don't look behind you

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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