Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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what do you call a black man named mike

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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