Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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MICHAEL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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