Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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how did the little girl die cancer

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