What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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you will now laugh.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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math test 2=2

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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What abou three times

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Anti Joke

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