- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Women's football

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

There's no "i" in tim.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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