- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

I have no ideas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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