How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Do you need any assistance?

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Vagina-Boob

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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