- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

How do magnets work?

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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