What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Men's rights.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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math test 2=2

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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