What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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