- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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