Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Flab

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Men's rights.

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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whats up fuch you bitch

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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