- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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