- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

DONALD TRUMP DIES

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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