69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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A jew go out of a bar

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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don't look behind you

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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