- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

Halo < COD

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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