Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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What is a question?

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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