- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dead? Your mum.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

A fat boy walked into a party

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

womens rights

What is a question?

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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