- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

What is next?

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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