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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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