How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

My mom.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

your a towel.

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