I am Skaldak!

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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yaa tsi tsup ari dik ari dull an dik ari dill an dits tan dool la dippyduppy dull la roop uttyroopy la goorigan gook aya gittygangool arup cha cha adippydappydill la baritztandill lan den lan doe a barik kata barip pari baribadeebadeebadee standen lan doe ya baril las ten lan day a doe la babadeadevadevadevaduv ya vou what is that little las day lan doe badakadagadaga doo doo day a doe

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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Lol, thats sweet, you making me nervous in a good way now. No, the thing is that I need to use this crap every morning, yeah, but its late here now, and since I was born with this condition, remembering is far easier than forgetting, and while the bleeding has stopped now, I was never in any pain whatsoever, and the bleeding would have stopped eventually because of you know... Coagulation? But, if I lets say spend a week without my meds, things would look pretty ugly. I get the meds for cheap, by my new doctor since the old one was a bitch... Excuse me, can we take five minutes? I know I said I would return last time and did not, but I will, I am just a bit... Well, I need a bit more blood in my body right now, I am fine, no danger... If I where I would not be chatting here, but getting my ass of to the doc.

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Knock knock! "Who's there?" "It's me, xx" "Okay, come in."

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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the WNBA

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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