why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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A blind man walks into a bar

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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