Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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8===========D O:

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Anti Joke

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