How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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don't look behind you

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Nice weather we're having.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Rebecca Black

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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