I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

h

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Ass

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Hi Shelby!!

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

thumb_up thumb_down +16

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

the jokes are repetitive on this site

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Women's rights...

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops