Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Your social life

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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