YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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God is real

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Men's rights.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Halo < COD

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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