The WNBA.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Men's rights.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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