So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Vagina-Boob

Women's rights...

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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