I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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