Hi Shelby!!

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Womens Rights.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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A Banana wrote this...

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Anti Joke

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