A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Hi Shelby!!

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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gay rights

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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