- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much is an abortion? A life

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

Women's rights.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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