So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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That's Racist

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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gay rights

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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A Banana wrote this...

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Do you need any assistance?

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Anti Joke

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