your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

math test 2=2

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

The WNBA.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

Womens' rights.

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

Two women were sitting quietly.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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