Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Anti Joke

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