Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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stop it ryan vallee

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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hey

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Ass

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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what do you call a black man named mike

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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