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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Frown is a four letter word.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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