What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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The WNBA.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Women's football

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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