Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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MICHAEL

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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