A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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penis hehehehe

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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you will now laugh.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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