A fat boy walked into a party

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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