Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Is this a chair?

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

gay marriage.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

Don't rape me!

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

A snake walks into a bar

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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