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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Chuck Norris.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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