did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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math test 2=2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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