Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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