- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

A seal walks into a club.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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