- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

I have no ideas.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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A jew go out of a bar

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Obama

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Penis!

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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