- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

don't look behind you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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