What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

The 19th Amendment

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

The horse said "nay."

Woman's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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