Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Anti Joke

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