- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Knock, knock. Come in.......

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Why did the asian die? he was driving

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Vagina-Boob

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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