Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Nah

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Why was Timmy sad?

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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What sucks?

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