- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

monkey sponge

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

Your mom

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

i dislike sack in my mouth

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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