Woman's Rights.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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69, hahaha

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Your mom

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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