What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

What is next?

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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