How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Japan called... They need help.

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democracy

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Penis-Pump

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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