- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Is this a chair?

no

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Anti jokes.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

whats really hot the sun

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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