John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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women

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Chuck Norris.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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Anti Joke

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