what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Ryan Chang is funny.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

The horse said "nay."

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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