What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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maddie latino

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Looks through the peephole.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Woman's Rights.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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monkey sponge

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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