- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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