What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

math test 2=2

Why did the bunny eat his food

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

you know what hurts.... PAIN

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

Women's football

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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