- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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