- Anti Joke

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread