How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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