What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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like for a handjob.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Unflushed Shit...

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Womens Rights.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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