Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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