who eats pencils asians

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Good.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Men's rights.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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