What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Knock Knock Come in

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

Chicken

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Rock mattress.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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