What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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A fat boy walked into a party

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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