- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

what do you call a black man named mike

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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