- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

Halo < COD

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Black Veil Brides.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

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