- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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