- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Do you need any assistance?

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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