What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

The Bible

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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