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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

Japan called... They need help.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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