Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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