What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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OBAMA

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Your mom

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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