What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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Nah

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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democracy

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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