An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Barack Obama

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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