osama bin ladens hiding spot

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Good.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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What's up? A direction...

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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alert('hiiii');

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Men's rights.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Anti Joke

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