What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Gestapo.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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