Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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