How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

i'm not gay

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

brian mcgee is gay!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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