- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

The Bible

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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