Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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