Women's rights.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Your mom

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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