If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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I have no ideas.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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like for a handjob.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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Anti Joke

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