- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sad?

That didn't hurt.

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

like for a handjob.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

Pickles

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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