- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Du bist mein Kampf

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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