- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Looks through the peephole.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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