So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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