Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

666

Rock mattress.

9/11/2001

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

A woman comes at the doctor.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Hi Jacob You cool

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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