Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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