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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Gestapo.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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