Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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OBAMA

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Your mom

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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