Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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