- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Barack Obama

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Homework.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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