why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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whats better than 24................. 25

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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