Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Chuck Norris.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Why? Because!

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Knock knock What

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Anti jokes.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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