call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

lick my ballsack.... ok

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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