- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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