Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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