A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Good.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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c+t+c?

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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