Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

whats better than 24................. 25

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Yes. Just Yes.

Gestapo.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

I'm going to Re-write History... History

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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