Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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I cant think of one (._. )

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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