- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

The Charlotte bobcats.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

I have no ideas.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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