My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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Who has downs this joke

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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c+t+c?

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Hi

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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