- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

Women's sports

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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