whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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