- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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