Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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