What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Japan called... They need help.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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I have no ideas.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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