When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

What is next?

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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