A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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i eat poop

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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who eats pencils asians

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Woman's Rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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