What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Women's rights.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Penis.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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