- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

gay marriage.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Is this a chair?

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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