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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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hey.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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