what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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