Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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like for a handjob.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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