- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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