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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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