Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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Gabe Mercado

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Men's rights.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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