- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

what's funnier than hell? heaven

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

Halo < COD

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??