- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

George Bush does not care about black people.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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