save water shower with friends

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Whats9+10 19

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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