- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

A jew go out of a bar

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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