- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Chuck Norris.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

alert("The Game");//

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Hey, we're both lawyers.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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