- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

whats really hot the sun

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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