- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

who eats pencils asians

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

What is Earth made out of? Earth

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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