my mom raped yerr foot

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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A fat boy walked into a party

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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like for a handjob.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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hey

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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