Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

whats white and gooy liguid goop

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

i'm not gay

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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