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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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what is stupid and reading this you

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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OBAMA

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Men's rights.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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