How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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