- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

Halo < COD

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

What abou three times

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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