What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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Whats9+10 19

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Your mother

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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