Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

OBAMA

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Once upon a time.

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

alert('hiiii');

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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