- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

Gadaffi

What sucks?

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

What's dead? Your mum.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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