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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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