What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Vagina-Boob

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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women

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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