A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Canada

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Women's football

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Women's rights.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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