A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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a retard lost...

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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