Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

How much is an abortion? A life

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

i dislike sack in my mouth

your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

math test 2=2

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

The WNBA.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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