What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Gestapo.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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