How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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