why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Women's football

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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