- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

don't look behind you

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

How do u shit With ur ass

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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