What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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