- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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