Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

thumb_up thumb_down +17

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

thumb_up thumb_down +17

whats funny? ebola and 911

thumb_up thumb_down +17

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Gestapo.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

thumb_up thumb_down +15

George Bush does not care about black people.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

thumb_up thumb_down +13

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops