How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Chicken

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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