- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Hi Shelby!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??