How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

gay rights

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

whats better than 24................. 25

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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