Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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I have no ideas.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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like for a handjob.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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