- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

Womens' rights.

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

Nah

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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