What's brown and sticky? Poo

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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I have no ideas.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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