Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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What is a question?

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save water shower with friends

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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Whats9+10 19

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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