Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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