- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

a catholic priest and a young boy

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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