- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Hi Jacob You cool

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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