women have rights

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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2

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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How do u shit With ur ass

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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knock knock

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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