why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Halo < COD

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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baby loves lalma

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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