- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

my mom raped yerr foot

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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