a catholic priest and a young boy

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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