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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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