- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

what do you call a black man named mike

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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