- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The WNBA.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Womens' rights.

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Two women were sitting quietly.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Nah

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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