- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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