What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

brian mcgee is gay!

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

Your mom

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

A: Knock knock. B: <>

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

Why did the bunny eat his food

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