Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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stop it ryan vallee

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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