- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call a black man named mike

A woman leaves the kitchen.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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