Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

i'm not gay

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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