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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Hey, we're both lawyers.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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