I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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