What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Wolf Pussy

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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