- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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