What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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who eats pencils asians

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Who has downs this joke

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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