What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

Where's my shotgun

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

lick my ballsack.... ok

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

The horse said "nay."

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

666

What is black but also yellow? A song.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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