A jew go out of a bar

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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don't look behind you

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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