What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Flab

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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