I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Flab

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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