- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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