what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

A: Knock knock. B: <>

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

who farted your mother

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

what's funnier than hell? heaven

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

Smart Blondes

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...