- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

women have rights

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

stop it ryan vallee

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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