The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

who eats pencils asians

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

whats young and never moved? still born baby

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

God is real

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...