There's no "i" in tim.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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That didn't hurt.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Pickles

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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