where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Womens Rights.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Is this a chair?

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Where's my tractor?

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Do you need any assistance?

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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