Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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