Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Why was Timmy sad?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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