- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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gay rights

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Chuck Norris.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Jake Bowar

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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