Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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