What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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