Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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