How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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guess what chicken butt

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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Chuck Norris.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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