- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

How do magnets work?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??