- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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