How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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