The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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