Is this a chair?

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Do you need any assistance?

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

whats really hot the sun

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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