Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Woman's Rights.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Your Mom

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Men's rights.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Ben Colbert is gay

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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