Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

The 19th Amendment

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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