I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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maddie latino

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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Woman's Rights.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Your mom

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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