An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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math test 2=2

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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