Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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