What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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