- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Nathan Gooderson.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

like for a handjob.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

That's Racist

Why did the asian die? he was driving

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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