What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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poop

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Six million.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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