A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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maddie latino

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Woman's Rights.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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