- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

Is this a chair?

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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