Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

Chicken

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Good.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

OBAMA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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