Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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