- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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