What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

The horse said "nay."

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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