Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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