Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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