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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Hey, we're both lawyers.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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