- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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