What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Poop

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Womens Rights.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Vagina-Boob

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Do you need any assistance?

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Anti Joke

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