What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Why was Timmy sad?

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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