Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Women's rights.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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