What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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I have no ideas.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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my mom raped yerr foot

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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