what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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