I have no ideas.

minced oaths

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A jew go out of a bar

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Gestapo.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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