What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

hey.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Frown is a four letter word.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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