- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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