Nah

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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ps3

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Dick spice

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Baseball

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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What is a question?

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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stop it ryan vallee

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Penis!

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