Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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