- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

What abou three times

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

There's no "i" in tim.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

oh hiya come in

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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