What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Black Veil Brides.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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oh hiya come in

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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