Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Ha

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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A Banana wrote this...

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Is this a chair?

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Where's my tractor?

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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