- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

Penis.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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