- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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