- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Obama

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Penis!

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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