Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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