The WNBA.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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math test 2=2

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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knock knock go away ok

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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