- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Jared Gough is a slut

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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