Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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Compton

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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