why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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BWAT

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