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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

A Banana wrote this...

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Knock knock What

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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