9/11/2001

who eats pencils asians

osama bin ladens hiding spot

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

What's up? A direction...

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

Men's rights.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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