a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Chuck Norris.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

ugh good riddance

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Where's my tractor?

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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