solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

The Bible

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Ryan Chang is funny.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

The horse said "nay."

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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