why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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You smell bad? Cool.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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