what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

What is black but also yellow? A song.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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