- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Women's rights...

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

alert("The Game");//

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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