- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

I have no ideas.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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