- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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