- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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