a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Black Veil Brides.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Japan called... They need help.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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democracy

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Penis-Pump

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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