why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

lick my ballsack.... ok

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

maddie latino

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

monkey sponge

How much is an abortion? A life

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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