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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

Noah is Smart.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

What is Earth made out of? Earth

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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