- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Knock knock Who's there My dick

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

God is real

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

monkey sponge

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

OBAMA

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

i dislike sack in my mouth

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