Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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I have no ideas.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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knock knock

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like for a handjob.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Anti Joke

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