lick my ballsack.... ok

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

maddie latino

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

monkey sponge

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

How much is an abortion? A life

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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