Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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:-)book

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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gay rights

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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