why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Knock knock What

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Anti Joke

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