how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Sex. That is all.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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8===========D O:

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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Anti Joke

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