The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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I have no ideas.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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I cant think of one (._. )

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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