Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Do you need any assistance?

Jake Bowar

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

Hey, we're both lawyers.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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