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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Women's rights...

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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