Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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