- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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