- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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