Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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womens rights

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Gestapo.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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