yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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like for a handjob.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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don't look behind you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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