Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Japan called... They need help.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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