- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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