Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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I have no ideas.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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don't look behind you

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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hey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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