Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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gay rights

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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