What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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