Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Poop

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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That's Racist

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Ha

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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