WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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who eats pencils asians

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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God is real

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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monkey sponge

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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