Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

whats white and gooy liguid goop

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Good.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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