Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Chicken

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Good.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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OBAMA

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

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