The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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anne hatthaway

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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YOLO

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Sonic

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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123 Main street

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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