- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

How do magnets work?

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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