"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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YOLO

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Rock mattress.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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