Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

MICHAEL

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Chicken

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Rock mattress.

Women's rights.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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