what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Halo < COD

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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