- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Knock knock What

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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