- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

OBAMA

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

God is real

Men's rights.

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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