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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Womens Rights.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

Women's rights...

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Chuck Norris.

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