-When is a door not a door? -Never

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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