Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Woman's Rights.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

69, hahaha

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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