what is stupid and reading this you

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Halo < COD

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Canada

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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