- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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