What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Nah

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Your social life

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democracy

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Women's rights

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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roses are red, violets are violet

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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42.

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Whats9+10 19

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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