what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Why did the asian die? he was driving

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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