what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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9/11/2001

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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who eats pencils asians

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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What's up? A direction...

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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The WNBA.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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