Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

What is next?

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Anti Joke

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