A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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