Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Penis.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Japan called... They need help.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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That didn't hurt.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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I have no ideas.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Anti Joke

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