- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Gestapo.

feces

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

Is this a chair?

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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