- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Knock knock What

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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