- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

What's brown and sticky? Poo

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

A jew go out of a bar

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

a catholic priest and a young boy

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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