What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Womens' rights.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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