why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Six million.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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