What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Womens Rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

A Banana wrote this...

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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