A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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knock knock

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Hi Shelby!!

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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