If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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connor sucks

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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Rebecca Black

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Anti Joke

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