Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Poop

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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women

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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"Up to 50% off."

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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