A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Hi Shelby!!

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

That's Racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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