Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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A jew go out of a bar

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Penis!

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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