Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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How do magnets work?

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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