Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Sonic

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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