- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

The 19th Amendment

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

whats white and gooy liguid goop

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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