who eats pencils asians

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Men's rights.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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