A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Chicken

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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