A Banana wrote this...

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Matty B

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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anne hatthaway

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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