The WNBA.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

monkey sponge

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

i dislike sack in my mouth

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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