Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Barack Obama

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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