What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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penis hehehehe

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