What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Is this a chair?

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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