- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

The Charlotte bobcats.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Chuck Norris died.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

I have no ideas.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

don't look behind you

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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