- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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