How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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like for a handjob.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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