Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Nah

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Black Veil Brides.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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