- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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