What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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who farted your mother

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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baby loves lalma

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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