I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Sonic

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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How do magnets work?

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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