whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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