Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Your mom

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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