Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Hi Shelby!!

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Vagina-Boob

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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