Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Women's rights.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Rock mattress.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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