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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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anne hatthaway

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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MICHAEL

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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