Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Jake Bowar

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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