What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Who has downs this joke

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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This is my joke. funny

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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