What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Your social life

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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