I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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who eats pencils asians

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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9/11/2001

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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