what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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maddie latino

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Your mom

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