- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

Women's rights.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

That didn't hurt.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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