- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

Chuck Norris.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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