- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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