A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

womens rights

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Compton

Knock, knock. Come in.......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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