- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Do you need any assistance?

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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