knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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