- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

oh hiya come in

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

I have no ideas.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

knock knock

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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