Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

9/11

Chuck Norris.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

Turn around.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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