That didn't hurt.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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oh hiya come in

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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