- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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