why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Don't think of granny porn

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Anti jokes.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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