- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

I have no ideas.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

A jew go out of a bar

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

Penis!

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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