Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Your Mom

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Woman's Rights.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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OBAMA

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Anti Joke

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