Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Hi Jacob You cool

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Once upon a time.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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