Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Once upon a time.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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Who has downs this joke

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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