On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Chuck Norris.

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women

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What is next?

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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