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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Is this a chair?

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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