I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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YOLO

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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