Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Looks through the peephole.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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What's up? A direction...

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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