"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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