Why did the asian die? he was driving

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

whats better than 24................. 25

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

women

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Women's rights...

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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