- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

minced oaths

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Nathan Gooderson.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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like for a handjob.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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