- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

monkey sponge

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

Your mom

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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