- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

democracy

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

Japan called... They need help.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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