What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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