Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Gestapo.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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