A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

what do you call a black man named mike

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