What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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women's rights

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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