A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

No it isn't.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Sonic

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

9/11/2001

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

who eats pencils asians

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

osama bin ladens hiding spot

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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