- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

who eats pencils asians

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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