- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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