How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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knock knock go away ok

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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