How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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maddie latino

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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monkey sponge

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what is stupid and reading this you

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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