Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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What is next?

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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