What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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democracy

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Cows go moo.

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Japan called... They need help.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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