- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

The WNBA.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

You smell bad? Cool.

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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