Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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Sonic

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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How do magnets work?

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Anti Joke

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