What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why was Timmy sad?

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

That didn't hurt.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

Why did the child step on a ball?

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

Whats 9 + 10? 19

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

like for a handjob.

World Peace

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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