I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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