- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Gestapo.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

what do you call a black man named mike

Knock, knock. Come in.......

Poop

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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