Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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women's rights

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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