A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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