- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: gasp take that back

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

Womens' rights.

you know what hurts.... PAIN

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

Two women were sitting quietly.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

BWAT

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

Nah

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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