A woman leaves the kitchen.

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That's Racist

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hey.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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gay rights

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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A Banana wrote this...

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Do you need any assistance?

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Anti Joke

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