Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Who has downs this joke

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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