What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Halo < COD

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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