- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

I have no ideas.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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