- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

ugh good riddance

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Is this a chair?

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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