Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Canada

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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BWAT

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Your social life

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