How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Turn around.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

YOLO

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Sonic

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

lick my ballsack.... ok

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

123 Main street

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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