why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

9/11/2001

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Knock Knock Come in

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

who eats pencils asians

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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