Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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