Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Good.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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