Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Knock knock What

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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What is next?

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The Bible

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Anti Joke

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