What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

9/11/2001

Knock knock Who's there My dick

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

who eats pencils asians

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Hi Jacob You cool

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Good.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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