Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

alert("The Game");//

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

Where's my tractor?

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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