- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Hi Shelby!!

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Why did the asian die? he was driving

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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