An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Six million.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

K

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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