baby loves lalma

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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