Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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