what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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maddie latino

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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