- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Barack Obama

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Homework.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

osama bin ladens hiding spot

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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