- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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