Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Gabe Mercado

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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