- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Good.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

OBAMA

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Men's rights.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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