What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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