- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Chaney is a dumb b****

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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