- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

I have a crush on my dad.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

What's funnier than 24? 25.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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