Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

How do magnets work?

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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