- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Six million.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Chicken

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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