People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

I cant think of one (._. )

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like for a handjob.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

That's Racist

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Womens Rights.

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