Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

Women's rights.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What is black but also yellow? A song.

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

A woman comes at the doctor.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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