Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Paul Dylan King!

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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ps3

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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