- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Unflushed Shit...

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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