Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Good.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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How much is an abortion? A life

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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