Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Woman's Rights.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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69, hahaha

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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