How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Nah

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Anti Joke

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