What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

lick my ballsack.... ok

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Woman's Rights.

69, hahaha

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Men's rights.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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