a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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The horse said "nay."

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Six million.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Chicken

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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