- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

what do you call a black man named mike

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Knock, knock. Come in.......

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

Womens Rights.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Knock knock What

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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