- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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