- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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