- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Your mom

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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