There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Gestapo.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

what do you call a black man named mike

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

Anti Joke

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