A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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That didn't hurt.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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I have no ideas.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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