- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

democracy

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

roses are red, violets are violet

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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