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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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gay rights

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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A Banana wrote this...

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Do you need any assistance?

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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