- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

GINGER PEOPLE

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

penis hehehehe

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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