why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Period Blood

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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