I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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