whats really hot the sun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Six million.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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