Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Woman's Rights.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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The WNBA.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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monkey sponge

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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