What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Vagina-Boob

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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