Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Womens Rights.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Chuck Norris.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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