An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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What's up? A direction...

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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