An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Rock mattress.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Gabe Mercado

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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