How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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I have no ideas.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Hi Shelby!!

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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