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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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