What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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hey.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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