- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

What's dead? Your mum.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

What's 5+7? Piccillo

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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