Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Is this a chair?

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

whats really hot the sun

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

Anti Joke

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