- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH goes crazy and shoots himself

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

I have no ideas.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Nathan Gooderson.

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