Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Women

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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penis

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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