- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

a catholic priest and a young boy

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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