- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

Men's rights.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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