- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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