Don't think of granny porn

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Do you need any assistance?

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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alert("The Game");//

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Chayton

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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