what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

*you're

whats better than 24................. 25

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

women

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

alert("The Game");//

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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