Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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The horse said "nay."

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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