- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

A woman leaves the kitchen.

gay rights

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

what do you call a black man named mike

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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