Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Nathan Gooderson.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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