Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Japan called... They need help.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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democracy

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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oh hiya come in

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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