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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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knock knock

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Anti Joke

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