Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Good.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Your mom

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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