- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Women's rights.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

Good.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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