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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

What's up? A direction...

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Woman's Rights.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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