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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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