What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

I cant think of one (._. )

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Knock, knock. Come in.......

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

whats better than 24................. 25

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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