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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

The 19th Amendment

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

whats white and gooy liguid goop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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