I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Ass

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Hi Shelby!!

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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