Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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whats better than 24................. 25

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Don't think of granny porn

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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