Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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hey.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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