- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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whats really hot the sun

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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