i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Anti Joke

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