How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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A jew go out of a bar

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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