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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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