What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

Hey, we're both lawyers.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Do you need any assistance?

Jake Bowar

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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