Compton

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Matty B

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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whats better than 24................. 25

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lol

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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