Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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