What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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womens rights

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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