what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Rock mattress.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

what is stupid and reading this you

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

Knock Knock. Come in.

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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