- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

Adam Sandler.

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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