- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

Does this napkin chloroform?

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Where's my tractor?

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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