Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock Knock, Who's There The Chicken

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

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Three guys are in the desert. They find a lamp, they rub it, and a genie appears. The genie says "I'll grant each of you a wish." So the first guy says "I want to return to my family in my native country." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The second guy says "I want to live in Hollywood, be famous and rich, and have dozens of girls around me." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The third guy says "I want to go to Hawaii." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. So all three guys end up being happy.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

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A man walks into a restaurant and ordered a soup. Then, he called the waiter and said the soup tasted funny. The waiter said, "so laugh". the man then killed the guy and sips the soup while laughing.

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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