Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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Knock knock! "Who's there?" "It's me, xx" "Okay, come in."

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on a deserted island when a genie appears and offers each of them one wish. Before making any decisions on what to wish for, the discuss what the smartest choice is. They return to the genie. The brunette wishes to return home, as does the blonde. The redhead wishes to be able to walk again. The genie denies the wish because to walk again she would have to wish for two legs. The genie leaves and the redhead eventually dies of dehydration as she cannot move and the water that she reaches from the ocean contains salt which dehydrates her faster than the water hydrates her.

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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German sausage is the wurst

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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say it aloud and fast: •im sofa king stew ped •ice bank mice elf •alpha Q •mike hunt •mike ock

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Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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