What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Three guys are in the desert. They find a lamp, they rub it, and a genie appears. The genie says "I'll grant each of you a wish." So the first guy says "I want to return to my family in my native country." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The second guy says "I want to live in Hollywood, be famous and rich, and have dozens of girls around me." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The third guy says "I want to go to Hawaii." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. So all three guys end up being happy.

What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

What's the best anti joke? this one

Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

A man walks into a restaurant and ordered a soup. Then, he called the waiter and said the soup tasted funny. The waiter said, "so laugh". the man then killed the guy and sips the soup while laughing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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