- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

A baby seal walks into a club.

roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

What's the best anti joke? this one

whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

A man walks into a restaurant and ordered a soup. Then, he called the waiter and said the soup tasted funny. The waiter said, "so laugh". the man then killed the guy and sips the soup while laughing.

A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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