What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

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A man walks into a restaurant and ordered a soup. Then, he called the waiter and said the soup tasted funny. The waiter said, "so laugh". the man then killed the guy and sips the soup while laughing.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

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whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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