Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

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whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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