Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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Knock knock! "Who's there?" "It's me, xx" "Okay, come in."

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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