- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

A man walks into a restaurant and ordered a soup. Then, he called the waiter and said the soup tasted funny. The waiter said, "so laugh". the man then killed the guy and sips the soup while laughing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the best anti joke? this one

Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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