What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on a deserted island when a genie appears and offers each of them one wish. Before making any decisions on what to wish for, the discuss what the smartest choice is. They return to the genie. The brunette wishes to return home, as does the blonde. The redhead wishes to be able to walk again. The genie denies the wish because to walk again she would have to wish for two legs. The genie leaves and the redhead eventually dies of dehydration as she cannot move and the water that she reaches from the ocean contains salt which dehydrates her faster than the water hydrates her.

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8============D PEN1S

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Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

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A blond and a brunette fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Neither. They hit the ground at the exact same time due to the laws of physics

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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