Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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the WNBA

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on a deserted island when a genie appears and offers each of them one wish. Before making any decisions on what to wish for, the discuss what the smartest choice is. They return to the genie. The brunette wishes to return home, as does the blonde. The redhead wishes to be able to walk again. The genie denies the wish because to walk again she would have to wish for two legs. The genie leaves and the redhead eventually dies of dehydration as she cannot move and the water that she reaches from the ocean contains salt which dehydrates her faster than the water hydrates her.

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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I'm not here.

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Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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