A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Three guys are in the desert. They find a lamp, they rub it, and a genie appears. The genie says "I'll grant each of you a wish." So the first guy says "I want to return to my family in my native country." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The second guy says "I want to live in Hollywood, be famous and rich, and have dozens of girls around me." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The third guy says "I want to go to Hawaii." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. So all three guys end up being happy.

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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A man walks into a restaurant and ordered a soup. Then, he called the waiter and said the soup tasted funny. The waiter said, "so laugh". the man then killed the guy and sips the soup while laughing.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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