A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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Knock knock! "Who's there?" "It's me, xx" "Okay, come in."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on a deserted island when a genie appears and offers each of them one wish. Before making any decisions on what to wish for, the discuss what the smartest choice is. They return to the genie. The brunette wishes to return home, as does the blonde. The redhead wishes to be able to walk again. The genie denies the wish because to walk again she would have to wish for two legs. The genie leaves and the redhead eventually dies of dehydration as she cannot move and the water that she reaches from the ocean contains salt which dehydrates her faster than the water hydrates her.

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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Q: what did the deaf boy get for christmas? A: an ipod shuffle

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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