- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Chaney is a dumb b****

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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