What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Good.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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penis hehehehe

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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