Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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What's up? A direction...

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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