how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Good.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

Your mom

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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