What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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A Banana wrote this...

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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ugh good riddance

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Is this a chair?

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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