Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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