- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Women's rights

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

roses are red, violets are violet

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Whats9+10 19

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Pickles

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

A British man walks into a dental office.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

knock knock

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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