- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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The 19th Amendment

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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