what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Good.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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monkey sponge

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Anti Joke

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