- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Vagina-Boob

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Women's rights...

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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