Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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democracy

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Penis-Pump

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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knock knock

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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