What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

OBAMA

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

How much is an abortion? A life

Your mom

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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