Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

the jokes are repetitive on this site

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Womens Rights.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

Chuck Norris.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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