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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Women's rights.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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69

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Rock mattress.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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maddie latino

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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