- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Where's my tractor?

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

No it isn't.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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