- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

democracy

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

Cows go moo.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Japan called... They need help.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

why did Max cry??? chicken

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

roses are red, violets are violet

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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