Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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