- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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