- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Cows go moo.

Women's rights

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

roses are red, violets are violet

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

oh hiya come in

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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