- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

Chuck Norris.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??