- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Why did the asian die? he was driving

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

That's Racist

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what do you call a black man named mike

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

whats funny? ebola and 911

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Gestapo.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Womens Rights.

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