So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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