How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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what is big and white? the moon

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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c+t+c?

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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