Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Black Veil Brides.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Japan called... They need help.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Anti Joke

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