- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Gestapo.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Chuck Norris.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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