A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Good.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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OBAMA

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Men's rights.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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