A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Nathan Gooderson.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

Why did the asian die? he was driving

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

who smells? •Liam

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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