- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

The horse said "nay."

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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