- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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