What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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The WNBA.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Women's football

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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roses are red, violets are violet

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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