What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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democracy

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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oh hiya come in

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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