What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Turn around.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

YOLO

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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