Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Canada

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Women's football

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Nah

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

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