- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

The WNBA.

Good.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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