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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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