There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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minced oaths

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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knock knock

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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