Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

That's Racist

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Is this a chair?

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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