Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

OBAMA

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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