- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Women's rights.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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