Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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like for a handjob.

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I have no ideas.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Anti Joke

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