Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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