Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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