Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Nah

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Anti Joke

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