Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Sex. That is all.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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maddie latino

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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c+t+c?

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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what is stupid and reading this you

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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