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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

I cant think of one (._. )

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

hey.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

Gestapo.

whats better than 24................. 25

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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