"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

i eat poop

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

guess what what? nothing.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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