- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

That's Racist

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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