Anne Frank.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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That's Racist

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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