Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

There's no "i" in tim.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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