How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Womens Rights.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

Knock knock What

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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