whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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