What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Chayton

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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