- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

oh hiya come in

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

knock knock

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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