why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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math test 2=2

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Canada

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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