A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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