- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up? A direction...

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Your mom

We didnt star the fire ...........

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

A day without sunshine is like night.

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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