- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

is mayonnaise an instrument?

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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