- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Women's rights.

What's up? A direction...

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Good.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

Anti Joke

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