- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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