How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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