why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Womens Rights.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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*you're

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Poop

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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