Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

whats really hot the sun

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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