A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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don't look behind you

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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