Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

Chicken

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

Rock mattress.

Women's rights.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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