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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

roses are red, violets are violet

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Whats9+10 19

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

a catholic priest and a young boy

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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