what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Frown is a four letter word.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Gestapo.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Womens Rights.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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