What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

Why was Timmy sad?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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