JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

No it isn't.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

The horse said "nay."

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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