Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Chuck Norris.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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