Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

my mom raped yerr foot

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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