What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

Why did the bunny eat his food

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

you know what hurts.... PAIN

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

democracy

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Japan called... They need help.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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