why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

what do you call a black man named mike

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

whats funny? ebola and 911

the jokes are repetitive on this site

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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