- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

Why did the bunny eat his food

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

you know what hurts.... PAIN

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

Women's rights.

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Agricultural production fell significantly.

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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