Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Your mom

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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