- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: gasp take that back

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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