How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Nathan Gooderson.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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