- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.