what is stupid and reading this you

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Women's football

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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