- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

john liked the paper........ so he took it

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Knock knock Who's there My dick

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

OBAMA

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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