Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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