Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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monkey sponge

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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