I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

123 Main street

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Chicken

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

The horse said "nay."

whats white and gooy liguid goop

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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