- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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