anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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YOLO

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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