A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Gestapo.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Don't think of granny porn

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Is this a chair?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Anti Joke

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