- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

Canada

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Black Veil Brides.

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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