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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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