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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

The horse said "nay."

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

whats white and gooy liguid goop

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

What is Earth made out of? Earth

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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