whats better than 24................. 25

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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women

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Don't think of granny porn

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Women's rights...

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Do you need any assistance?

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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