What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Good.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Your mom

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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