What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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