whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Chayton

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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