Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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kennah campion... being nice

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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