- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

I have no ideas.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

knock knock

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Nathan Gooderson.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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