Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Halo < COD

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Women's rights.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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