- Anti Joke

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

john liked the paper........ so he took it

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

maddie latino

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home