A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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