What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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