What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

like for a handjob.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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