What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Hi Shelby!!

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Du bist mein Kampf

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Ass

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Is this a chair?

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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