Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Men's rights.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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