Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Anti Joke

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