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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

A day without sunshine is like night.

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

Japan called... They need help.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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