- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

my mom raped yerr foot

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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