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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

OBAMA

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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