Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

Barack Obama

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Enchilada

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Anti jokes.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

YOLO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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