Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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That's Racist

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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