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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Is this a chair?

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Jake Bowar

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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