- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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