- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

Chuck Norris.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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