Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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