- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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