- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

ugh good riddance

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

A Banana wrote this...

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Is this a chair?

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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