why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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