- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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