What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Good.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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