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Womens Rights.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Jake Bowar

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Chayton

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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