Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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what is stupid and reading this you

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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