Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Your mom

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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penis hehehehe

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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