Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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