So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Women's rights.

Rock mattress.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

whats young and never moved? still born baby

What is black but also yellow? A song.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

What's up? A direction...

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

Men's rights.

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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