- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Why did the asian die? he was driving

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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