- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Why did the asian die? he was driving

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

That's Racist

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

whats funny? ebola and 911

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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