What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

whats really hot the sun

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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