The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Unflushed Shit...

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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