What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

who eats pencils asians

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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