I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Why did the asian die? he was driving

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

whats better than 24................. 25

who smells? •Liam

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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