What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Turn around.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

anne hatthaway

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

YOLO

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

lick my ballsack.... ok

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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