Gestapo.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

gay rights

what do you call a black man named mike

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Don't think of granny porn

women

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Women's rights...

Vagina-Boob

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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