- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

roses are red, violets are violet

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

A British man walks into a dental office.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

knock knock

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Anne Frank.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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