- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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