- Anti Joke

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.