[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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What is next?

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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So dont touch it

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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