- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

Japan called... They need help.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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