- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

ugh good riddance

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

A Banana wrote this...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Where's my tractor?

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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