How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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