- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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