You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Women's rights.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Chicken

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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