What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Chuck Norris.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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What is next?

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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