Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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