Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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math test 2=2

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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