Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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