A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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penis

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Rock mattress.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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