Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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i eat poop

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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