Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Halo < COD

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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