How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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I have no ideas.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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