- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

Black Veil Brides.

Nah

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

democracy

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Cows go moo.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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