Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

minced oaths

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

knock knock

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

That's Racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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