- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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