- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

The 19th Amendment

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

lick my ballsack.... ok

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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