hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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who eats pencils asians

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Hi Jacob You cool

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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What's up? A direction...

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Men's rights.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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