what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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The WNBA.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Good.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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OBAMA

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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