- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Sex. That is all.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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