Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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German sausage is the wurst

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock Knock, Who's There The Chicken

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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