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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Nah

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

knock knock

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Nathan Gooderson.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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