What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Unflushed Shit...

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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