Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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The WNBA.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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