- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Women's rights.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

God is real

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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