Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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Anne Frank.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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