anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

Jake Bowar

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Chayton

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

anne hatthaway

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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