- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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