q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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penis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Women's rights.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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