Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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math test 2=2

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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