Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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penis

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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