Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Your mom goes to college

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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