a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

whats funny? ebola and 911

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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