- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

women

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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A seal walks into a club.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Womens Rights.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Frown is a four letter word.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Hey, we're both lawyers.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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