- Anti Joke

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.