There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

c+t+c?

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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