There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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