- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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