A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Chicken

Flab

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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