Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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