What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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monkey sponge

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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YOU IS DUM

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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