Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Chayton

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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