Why are anti-jokes so funny?

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Roses are red Violets are penis

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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