Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Lebron Traveled

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Your Mom

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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