How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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That's Racist

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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