The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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That's Racist

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Tennesse

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