A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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democracy

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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oh hiya come in

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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