What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Hi Shelby!!

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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