Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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Nah

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Japan called... They need help.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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