Your mom

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

you know what hurts.... PAIN

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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