Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did Max cry??? chicken

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

roses are red, violets are violet

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

What's dead? Your mum.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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