What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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who smells? •Liam

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