- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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