You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Women's rights.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Rock mattress.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Anti Joke

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