Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Hi Jacob You cool

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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