Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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