A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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