What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

Halo < COD

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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