friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

What's up? A direction...

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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