An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

9/11/2001

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

who eats pencils asians

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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