- Anti Joke

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

To mamas so fat shes fat

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.