- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Rock mattress.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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