Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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