- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Frown is a four letter word.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Is this a chair?

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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