Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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