What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Halo < COD

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Canada

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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BWAT

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Japan called... They need help.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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Anti Joke

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