How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Gabe Mercado

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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brett is a dick

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Lebron Traveled

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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the guy below me is gay

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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This is not a good joke.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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