Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

whats funny? ebola and 911

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

Gestapo.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Don't think of granny porn

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

women

is mayonnaise an instrument?

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Is this a chair?

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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