anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Woman's rights

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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