How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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BWAT

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The Holocaust

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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