- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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