- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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