- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

The WNBA.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

Good.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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