Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Frown is a four letter word.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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whats really hot the sun

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Anti Joke

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