- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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