What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

maddie latino

Sex. That is all.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

c+t+c?

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

The WNBA.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

Good.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

what is stupid and reading this you

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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