- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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