- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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