anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Chayton

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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anne hatthaway

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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