roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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A Banana wrote this...

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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What is next?

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Chayton

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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