A day without sunshine is like night.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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math test 2=2

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Black Veil Brides.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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