- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

I have no ideas.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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