- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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