Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

gay rights

whats better than 24................. 25

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

women

Don't think of granny porn

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Women's rights...

Do you need any assistance?

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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