my mom raped yerr foot

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

Nathan Gooderson.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

A fat boy walked into a party

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

whats funny? ebola and 911

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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