- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

minced oaths

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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