What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

That's Racist

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Period Blood

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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