Good.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Men's rights.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

math test 2=2

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

penis hehehehe

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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