- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

a catholic priest and a young boy

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

Left. That one direction...

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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