A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Flab

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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