- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

I have no ideas.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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