What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Hi Shelby!!

Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Frown is a four letter word.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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