A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Unflushed Shit...

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I cant think of one (._. )

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Don't think of granny porn

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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