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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

That's Racist

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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