So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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gay rights

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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A Banana wrote this...

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Do you need any assistance?

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