Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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A Banana wrote this...

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Is this a chair?

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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