- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

a horse walks into a barn

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

So a black man hails a taxi...

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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womens rights to vote

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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