What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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