where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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