What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Nathan Gooderson.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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