A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Woman's rights

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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