Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

democracy

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

oh hiya come in

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Nathan Gooderson.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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