- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

BWAT

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

Nah

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Knock knock runs away laughing

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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