Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

my mom raped yerr foot

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Nathan Gooderson.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

A fat boy walked into a party

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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