Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

who eats pencils asians

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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