What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Du bist mein Kampf

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Hi Shelby!!

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Frown is a four letter word.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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