- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

Nah

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

democracy

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Knock knock runs away laughing

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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