Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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penis hehehehe

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Black Veil Brides.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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