- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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