Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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