Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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An iguana walks out of a bar

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

Women's rights.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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