The 19th Amendment

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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