- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Nah

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

democracy

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

roses are red, violets are violet

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Knock knock runs away laughing

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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