So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

minced oaths

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

knock knock

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

That's Racist

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

A woman leaves the kitchen.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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