- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

That's Racist

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Womens Rights.

gay rights

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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