A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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The WNBA.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Womens' rights.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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