What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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