- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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