- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Vagina-Boob

Women's rights...

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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