Hi Shelby!!

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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