Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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who eats pencils asians

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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