- Anti Joke

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.