why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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penis

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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