What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Your Mom

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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c+t+c?

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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The WNBA.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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