- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

a catholic priest and a young boy

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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