Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Don't think of granny porn

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

A Banana wrote this...

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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