what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Rock mattress.

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Women's rights.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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who eats pencils asians

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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ha.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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This is my joke. funny

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Anti Joke

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