Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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YOLO

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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The 19th Amendment

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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123 Main street

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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