- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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