Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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