How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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