Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

alert("The Game");//

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

whats really hot the sun

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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