Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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That's Racist

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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