What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Chayton

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The Bible

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Anti Joke

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