- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Du bist mein Kampf

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Hi Shelby!!

Ass

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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