- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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