What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Unflushed Shit...

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Gestapo.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Frown is a four letter word.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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