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Good.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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OBAMA

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Men's rights.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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math test 2=2

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