what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

That's Racist

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Is this a chair?

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Anti Joke

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