-When is a door not a door? -Never

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

What is next?

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Chayton

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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