What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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penis

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Women's rights.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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who eats pencils asians

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Anti Joke

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