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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Women's rights.

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