What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

Women's Rights.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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