why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

why did Max cry??? chicken

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

oh hiya come in

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

my mom raped yerr foot

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

I have no ideas.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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