- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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