- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Left. That one direction...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

That's Racist

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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