- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Blonde Entrepeneurs

I have no ideas.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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