If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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Jake Bowar

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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The 19th Amendment

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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