What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Womens Rights.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Jake Bowar

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Chayton

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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