- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

A: Knock knock. B: <>

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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