What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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