Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Canada

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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