- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Women's rights.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

maddie latino

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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