Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Period Blood

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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