The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Nathan Gooderson.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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