- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

democracy

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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