Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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OBAMA

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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The WNBA.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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