Gadaffi

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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