- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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