I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

anne hatthaway

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Women's rights.

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