Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Women's rights.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Rock mattress.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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