women

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Women's rights...

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Do you need any assistance?

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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