The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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I have no ideas.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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knock knock

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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