why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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who smells? •Liam

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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