Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

Why did the bunny eat his food

math test 2=2

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

Canada

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Black Veil Brides.

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

Nah

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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