- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

Period Blood

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Jake Bowar

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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