Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Chayton

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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