Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Anti jokes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Chayton

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Barack Obama

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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