What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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