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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

A: B: No pun intended.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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