A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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