- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

The Holocaust

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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