- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

whats better than 24................. 25

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

A Banana wrote this...

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

alert("The Game");//

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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