Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Women's rights.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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