Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Jake Bowar

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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anne hatthaway

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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