- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Unflushed Shit...

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Why did the asian die? he was driving

I cant think of one (._. )

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

That's Racist

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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