Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Your Mom

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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How much is an abortion? A life

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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