whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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poop

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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a black father

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i love antijokes

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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