What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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