Woman's Rights.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

what is stupid and reading this you

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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