How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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