Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Who has downs this joke

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This is my joke. funny

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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