What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Japan called... They need help.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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What is a question?

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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save water shower with friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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