Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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