- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

guess what? chicken butt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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