A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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penis hehehehe

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Halo < COD

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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democracy

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Anti Joke

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