A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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What is worse

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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i'm not gay

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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It says so on your cap.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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A jew went to Germany.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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