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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Why was Timmy sad?

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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