Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Lebron Traveled

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Sex. That is all.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

c+t+c?

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

Anti Joke

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