Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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