- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

9/11

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

"Up to 50% off."

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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