what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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whats really hot the sun

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Turn around.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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The 19th Amendment

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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