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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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hey.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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women

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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