- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Women's rights.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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