- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Hi Shelby!!

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

gay rights

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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