What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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