who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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I cant think of one (._. )

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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