- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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