2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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c+t+c?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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How much is an abortion? A life

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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