Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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How do magnets work?

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Anti Joke

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