Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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The WNBA.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Your mom

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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