- Anti Joke

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......