THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

what do you call a black man named mike

whats funny? ebola and 911

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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