Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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