Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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A seal walks into a club.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Is this a chair?

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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A Banana wrote this...

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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