what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

whats funny? ebola and 911

Gestapo.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Frown is a four letter word.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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