- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock Knock It's Open!

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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