- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What's up? The sky.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Your mother is a man.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

The 19th Amendment

Frown is a four letter word.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Knock Knock It's Open!

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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