Frown is a four letter word.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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ugh good riddance

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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A Banana wrote this...

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Is this a chair?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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