How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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You smell bad? Cool.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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