A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Barack Obama

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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