- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A British man walks into a dental office.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

women have rights

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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