How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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