Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Black Veil Brides.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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