What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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9/11

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Star Wars

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Anti Joke

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