What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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What is worse

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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i'm not gay

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OBAMA

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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