"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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