If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

whats funny? ebola and 911

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Gestapo.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

women

Don't think of granny porn

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

Is this a chair?

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Anti Joke

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