How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Flab

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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