How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Unflushed Shit...

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Anti Joke

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