What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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