Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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A Banana wrote this...

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Is this a chair?

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Jake Bowar

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Anti jokes.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Chayton

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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anne hatthaway

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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