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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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