- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

Sarah Palin is President

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

Lil' Wayne

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