Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

YOLO

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Woman's Rights.

How do magnets work?

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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