Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

thumb_up thumb_down +17

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down +17

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

thumb_up thumb_down +17

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

thumb_up thumb_down +17

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

thumb_up thumb_down +15

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

guess what chicken butt

thumb_up thumb_down +13

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops