friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

your going to die

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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