What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

minced oaths

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Unflushed Shit...

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

That's Racist

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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