Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Anti Joke

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