What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

c+t+c?

The WNBA.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Anti Joke

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