- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

Nah

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

democracy

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock runs away laughing

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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