- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Chicken

An iguana walks out of a bar

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

What's up? A direction...

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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