if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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math test 2=2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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