Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

my friend is gay hes gay

pubic lice.

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