- Anti Joke

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.