- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Hellen Keller

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

why did Max cry??? chicken

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

I have no ideas.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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