Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Chayton

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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poop

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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