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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

The Economy

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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