What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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whats really hot the sun

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Chayton

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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