- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

alert("The Game");//

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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