- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Nathan Gooderson.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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