- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Nah

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

my mom raped yerr foot

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

oh hiya come in

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*