Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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