Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

robin, get in the car.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

A baby seal walks into a club...

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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