- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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