Knock, Knock. Come in.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

who smells? •Liam

whats better than 24................. 25

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

gay rights

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Don't think of granny porn

women

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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