- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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