What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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