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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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