Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Lebron Traveled

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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c+t+c?

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Your mom

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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