What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

Rock mattress.

Women's rights.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Woman's Rights.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

ha.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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