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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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