- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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