How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Don't think of granny porn

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Women's rights...

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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