- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Is this a chair?

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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