Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Period Blood

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Kah-________-

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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