a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

women have rights

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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