I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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