- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

What's up? The sky.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

The 19th Amendment

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Your mother is a man.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Frown is a four letter word.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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