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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

The Holocaust

BWAT

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

why did Max cry??? chicken

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

oh hiya come in

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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