Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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