Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Knock Knock No one answers....

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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