What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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