- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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