roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Once upon a time.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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It says so on your cap.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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