Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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women's rights

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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