knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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