Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Japan called... They need help.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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