- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

This is not a good joke.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

i'm not gay

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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