Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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