without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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What is a question?

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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