- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

why did Max cry??? chicken

Knock knock runs away laughing

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Chaney is a dumb b****

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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