- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Women's rights.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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