- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

Japan called... They need help.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

why did Max cry??? chicken

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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