- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

A British man walks into a dental office.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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