- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

I avhe dyiaexls.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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