women have rights

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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