Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Enchilada

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Barack Obama

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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