Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Nathan Gooderson.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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