If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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i eat poop

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Asians

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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