My mom.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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