How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

robin, get in the car.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

A baby seal walks into a club...

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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