i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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How do magnets work?

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Anti Joke

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