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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

Your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

Stephen Hawking can walk

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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