Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Left. That one direction...

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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