Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Sarah Palin is President

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Paul Dylan King!

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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BWAT

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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