Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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