- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Knock Knock It's Open!

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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