What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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