What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Halo < COD

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math test 2=2

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Anti Joke

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