What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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The WNBA.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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