- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Black Veil Brides.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

why did Max cry??? chicken

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Pickles

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!