ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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