- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

A Banana wrote this...

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

What is next?

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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