- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Lebron Traveled

Sex. That is all.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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