What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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