Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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