- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

women

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Can you see this brett? Connor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

A seal walks into a club.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??