There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

democracy

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

oh hiya come in

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Nathan Gooderson.

Anti Joke

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