A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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There's no "i" in tim.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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