- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Is this a chair?

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

planking.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??