- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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