Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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What's up? A direction...

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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