- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

Tennesse

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

Frown is a four letter word.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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