- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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