- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

What abou three times

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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