Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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penis hehehehe

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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