"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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A black goes to college

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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There's no "i" in tim.

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baby loves lalma

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