Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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The Holocaust

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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That didn't hurt.

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democracy

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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