-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Anne Frank.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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