- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Frown is a four letter word.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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