- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Du bist mein Kampf

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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