I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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How do magnets work?

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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What is worse

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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i'm not gay

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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