- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Your mother

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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