without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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World Peace

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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