Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Amputations.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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