- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Penis!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

a catholic priest and a young boy

Left. That one direction...

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