Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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A fat boy walked into a party

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Anti Joke

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