What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

What's up? A direction...

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

The horse said "nay."

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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