- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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