What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Rock mattress.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

Anti Joke

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