Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Never again, I have all the intel I need on you, you cost me a fucking eye, you think I would let go of that so easily? It hurts day and night, I have not slept in days, my fucking eyelid is torn right off, and while I use a fucking excuse for an eyepatch, I still have not gotten used to sleep without being able to shut both my eyes, I have a constant fever, you miss me, you are directly responsible for scaring my wife and fucking over my face. Deal with it, cry harder asshole. Moral: You step on my foot, I break off yours, you cost me an eye, you do not know whats waiting in line for you, I am going to make you beg me to let you die! Did you think I would warm up as quickly to something as irresponsible as you? And we do not know yet if you did this on purpose, we do not even live in the same fucking country, and I get assholes assaulting me again! What the hell have you done? If my wife had been here I would have been dead! Moral: I hope you got pets, I will skin them alive in front of your face!

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c+t+c?

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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