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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Nah

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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