roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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I cant think of one (._. )

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Unflushed Shit...

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Gestapo.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Don't think of granny porn

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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