What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Womens' rights.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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like for a handjob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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