- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Your mother is a man.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

The 19th Amendment

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

What is an anti-joke? This is.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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