- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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