roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Womens Rights.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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*you're

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Jake Bowar

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Chayton

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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