- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Japan called... They need help.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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