Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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