- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

a show horse jumps over a bar

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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