What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Sarah Palin is President

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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BWAT

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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