- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

The Holocaust

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

why did Max cry??? chicken

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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