- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Knock knock Who's there My dick

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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