I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

guess what chicken butt

im a selling a car

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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