- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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