Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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The 19th Amendment

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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i love antijokes

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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666

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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