A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Good.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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A jew went to Germany.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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