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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

Halo < COD

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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