- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

a horse walks into a barn

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

womens rights to vote

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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