A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Unflushed Shit...

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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