- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

You smell bad? Cool.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Ben Colbert is gay

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

YOU IS DUM

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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