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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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