Why do black people suck? Because they're black

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Your Mom

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

The WNBA.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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