- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Your Mom

john liked the paper........ so he took it

What's up? A direction...

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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