Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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The 19th Amendment

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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