whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Women's rights.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Rock mattress.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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