What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Lil' Wayne

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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