- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

I have no ideas.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

Penis!

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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