In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Frown is a four letter word.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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whats really hot the sun

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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