Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Chaney is a dumb b****

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Nathan Gooderson.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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