A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Is this a chair?

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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