- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Hey, we're both lawyers.

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