- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

That's Racist

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

*you're

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Gestapo.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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