You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

The WNBA.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

Men's rights.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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