why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

God is real

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

OBAMA

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

i dislike sack in my mouth

A: Knock knock. B: <>

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