What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Unflushed Shit...

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Penis!

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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