How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

what is stupid and reading this you

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

How much is an abortion? A life

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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