A British man walks into a dental office.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

like for a handjob.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Unflushed Shit...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

what do you call a black man named mike

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

whats better than 24................. 25

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