What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Woman's rights

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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