knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Jake Bowar

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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anne hatthaway

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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