Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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poop

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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penis

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Chicken

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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