- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Women's rights

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Whats9+10 19

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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