- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Knock knock runs away laughing

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Nathan Gooderson.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

womens rights

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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