Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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What's up? A direction...

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Good.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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