two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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