Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Woman's Rights.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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