Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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ugh good riddance

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A Banana wrote this...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Is this a chair?

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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