- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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