That's Racist

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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