- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Anne Frank.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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