Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Left. That one direction...

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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