- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

math test 2=2

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did the bunny eat his food

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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