Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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