math test 2=2

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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