The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

The 19th Amendment

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Hello

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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