Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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penis

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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