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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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