AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

penis

Rock mattress.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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