- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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