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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Chicken

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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