- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Nathan Gooderson.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

womens rights

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

Frown is a four letter word.

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