flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Du bist mein Kampf

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

gay rights

who smells? •Liam

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

whats better than 24................. 25

Don't think of granny porn

women

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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