Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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