- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Lebron Traveled

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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