- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

whats really hot the sun

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.