- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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