What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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c+t+c?

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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