Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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