I cant think of one (._. )

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Don't think of granny porn

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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