Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

thumb_up thumb_down +8

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops