Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Looks through the peephole.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Unflushed Shit...

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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