What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Rock mattress.

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Women's rights.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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