- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Chayton

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

poop

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

anne hatthaway

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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