- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

why did Max cry??? chicken

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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