What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What sucks?

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

Your mother

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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