What is black but also yellow? A song.

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who eats pencils asians

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Anti Joke

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