Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Flab

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penis

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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