If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

robin, get in the car.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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