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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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