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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Unflushed Shit...

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

That's Racist

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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