A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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A snake walks into a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Anti Joke

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