So a disabled man walks into a bar...

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

robin, get in the car.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

ugh good riddance

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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