girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Lebron Traveled

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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