Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

john liked the paper........ so he took it

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Lebron Traveled

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

The WNBA.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

c+t+c?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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