- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

you know what hurts.... PAIN

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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