How much is an abortion? A life

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

A day without sunshine is like night.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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