What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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democracy

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Cows go moo.

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Japan called... They need help.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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