Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Penis-Pump

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Anne Frank.

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