There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

my mom raped yerr foot

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

Nathan Gooderson.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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