- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

What is worse

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

who eats pencils asians

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

What's up? A direction...

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Hi Jacob You cool

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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