Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Halo < COD

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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