So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

whos gay? you are

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

I hate black people. Because their black.

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

A black person in the NHL

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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