What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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