Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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What is a question?

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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