Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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