When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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