- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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