What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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