- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

why did Max cry??? chicken

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Pickles

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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