An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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