A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Canida

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Hi Jacob You cool

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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