Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Japan called... They need help.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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