- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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