So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

OGC - tilt your head

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Hi Jacob You cool

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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