- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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