Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Your mom goes to college

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How much is an abortion? A life

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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