How do magnets work?

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Women's rights.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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