Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Your Mom

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

What's up? A direction...

What is black but also yellow? A song.

who eats pencils asians

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

OBAMA

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

How much is an abortion? A life

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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