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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

a show horse jumps over a bar

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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