Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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stop it ryan vallee

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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womens rights

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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like for a handjob.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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