- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Hey, we're both lawyers.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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