Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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What is worse

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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