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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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baby loves lalma

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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BWAT

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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