Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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What is worse than hell?

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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