Your mother

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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hey.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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