What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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women have rights

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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