- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

Joay impistato is a fig

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

a horse walks into a barn

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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