- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

You smell bad? Cool.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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