Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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