Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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