What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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