4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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YOLO

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Sonic

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Hi Jacob You cool

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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