yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Do you need any assistance?

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Compton

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Anti Joke

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