Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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math test 2=2

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Women's rights.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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