why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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