a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

OGC - tilt your head

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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