There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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What is a question?

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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