What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

What is a question?

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Chuck Norris died.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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