What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Anti Joke

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