guess what chicken butt

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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Do you need any assistance?

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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