What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

Knock knock *No one was home*

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

What is 2+2? 4!

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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