What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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