knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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