D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Knock knock whos there punctuation

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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