Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Chicken

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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Women's rights.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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