What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

Jokes are funny.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What is brown and sticky?

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

Romney 2012

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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