a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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OGC - tilt your head

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Hi Jacob You cool

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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