What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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Your mother

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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