A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Is this a chair?

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Turn around.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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poop

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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