What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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