A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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World Peace

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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