What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

A baby seal walks into a club...

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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