Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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penis hehehehe

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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There's no "i" in tim.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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