How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

A seal walks into a club.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Knock, knock. Come in.......

Why did the asian die? he was driving

whats better than 24................. 25

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

whats funny? ebola and 911

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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