Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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How do u shit With ur ass

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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