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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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