What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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