boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Paul Dylan King!

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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BWAT

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Canada

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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