What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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Gestapo.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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