A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Halo < COD

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