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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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