what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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What is a question?

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Your mother

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Anti Joke

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