You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

"Up to 50% off."

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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