You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Chuck Norris died.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

Whats9+10 19

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

What is a question?

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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