Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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A Banana wrote this...

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Is this a chair?

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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