When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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What is a question?

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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save water shower with friends

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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women have rights

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Your mother

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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