Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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penis hehehehe

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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