- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

It says so on your cap.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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