what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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