How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

who eats pencils asians

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Woman's Rights.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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