What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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