- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

monkey sponge

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Your mom

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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