Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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