- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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