Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Pickles

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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World Peace

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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