- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Why was Timmy sad?

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

women have rights

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Looks through the peephole.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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