What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Gestapo.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Anti Joke

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