- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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