A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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baby loves lalma

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penis hehehehe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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