The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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