- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

robin, get in the car.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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