- Anti Joke

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Turn around.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

women's rights

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST