- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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