Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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I have no ideas.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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minced oaths

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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