- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

It says so on your cap.

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

We didnt star the fire ...........

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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