A day without sunshine is like night.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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math test 2=2

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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penis hehehehe

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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