Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

123 Main street

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

What's up? A direction...

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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