"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

thumb_up thumb_down -1

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

penis

thumb_up thumb_down -5

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

thumb_up thumb_down -9

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops