Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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