- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

YOU IS DUM

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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