- Anti Joke

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

To mamas so fat shes fat

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

women's rights

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Turn around.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.