Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats really hot the sun

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

To mamas so fat shes fat

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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