A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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What is a question?

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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