What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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Romney 2012

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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