Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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KEVIN HART

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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Women's rights.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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i wish i was a tree !

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A snake walks into a bar

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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