A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Womens' rights.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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