Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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The Holocaust

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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Anti Joke

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