whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

a catholic priest and a young boy

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

whats funny? ebola and 911

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