What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Nathan Gooderson.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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