- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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