Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

9/11/2001

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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