- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

A day without sunshine is like night.

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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