your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Canada

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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BWAT

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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Nah

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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