- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Women's rights

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

roses are red, violets are violet

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Whats9+10 19

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

knock knock

A British man walks into a dental office.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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