A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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women

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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