Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

my mom raped yerr foot

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Nathan Gooderson.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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