The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Pickles

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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World Peace

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Left. That one direction...

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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