Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

anne hatthaway

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

YOLO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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