So a disabled man walks into a bar...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

A Banana wrote this...

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Where's my tractor?

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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