penis

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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i love antijokes

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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Women's rights.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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maddie latino

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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