What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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hey.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Womens Rights.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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women

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Don't think of granny porn

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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