"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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