whats really hot the sun

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Chayton

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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