Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

I have no ideas.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

Unflushed Shit...

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Hi Shelby!!

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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