How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Woman's Rights.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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