I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Women's rights.

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who eats pencils asians

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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ha.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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