Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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austins gay lolololol

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Fiats

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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