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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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The WNBA.

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Good.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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OBAMA

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Men's rights.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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