Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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who smells? •Liam

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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A Banana wrote this...

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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What is next?

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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