- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

womens rights!

What does A duck smoke? Quack

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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