What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Unflushed Shit...

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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*you're

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Don't think of granny porn

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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women

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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