A British man walks into a dental office.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Hi Shelby!!

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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