How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

I have no ideas.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Nathan Gooderson.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

knock knock

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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