What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

What is worse than hell?

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

OBAMA

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

Your mom

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A: Knock knock. B: <>

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