why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Gestapo.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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