- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Hi Shelby!!

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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