whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Rock mattress.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

The WNBA.

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Good.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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