I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Enchilada

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Barack Obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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