What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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The 19th Amendment

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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123 Main street

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Chicken

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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