A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Canada

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Women's rights.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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