Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

That's Racist

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Anti Joke

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