- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

Halo < COD

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

Canada

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

BWAT

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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