This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Woman's rights

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Rock mattress.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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