What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Homework.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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