- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Chaney is a dumb b****

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

womens rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Unflushed Shit...

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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