- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Left. That one direction...

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

That's Racist

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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