what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Good.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

what is stupid and reading this you

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

How much is an abortion? A life

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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