There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

Japan called... They need help.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

knock knock

Chaney is a dumb b****

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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