- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

Womens' rights.

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

you know what hurts.... PAIN

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Nah

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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