who eats pencils asians

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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This is my joke. funny

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Anti Joke

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