- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

A Banana wrote this...

Do you need any assistance?

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Chayton

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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