Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Flab

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Sex. That is all.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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maddie latino

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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