Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

Nah

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

my mom raped yerr foot

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

oh hiya come in

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

What's dead? Your mum.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

World Peace

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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