Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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