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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Don't think of granny porn

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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