Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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