- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

I have no ideas.

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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