One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

ugh good riddance

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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