Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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