A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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hey.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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