- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

math test 2=2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

The Holocaust

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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