- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

a catholic priest and a young boy

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Gestapo.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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