why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Chicken

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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Anti Joke

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