Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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math test 2=2

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Canada

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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BWAT

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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