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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Woman's rights

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

penis

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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