Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Tennesse

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

Women's rights...

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Jake Bowar

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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