What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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penis hehehehe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Canada

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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democracy

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