What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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A Banana wrote this...

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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