The 19th Amendment

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

666

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

What's up? A direction...

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Woman's Rights.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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