flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

gay rights

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

whats better than 24................. 25

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Don't think of granny porn

women

Women's rights...

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Do you need any assistance?

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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