What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Rock mattress.

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Women's rights.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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who eats pencils asians

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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