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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

you know what hurts.... PAIN

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

Nah

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

Your social life

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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