How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Rock mattress.

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