Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Unflushed Shit...

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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