Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Don't think of granny porn

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A Banana wrote this...

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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alert("The Game");//

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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