penis

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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maddie latino

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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