Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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