What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

That's Racist

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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