What is black but also yellow? A song.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Anti Joke

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