Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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What is next?

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Chayton

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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anne hatthaway

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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