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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Chicken

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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