- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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