- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

whats really hot the sun

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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