Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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God is real

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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