- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

math test 2=2

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

you know what hurts.... PAIN

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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