Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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