Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Period Blood

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Jake Bowar

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Susie has Autism

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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