How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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What's up? A direction...

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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The WNBA.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Your mom goes to college

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How much is an abortion? A life

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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