Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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math test 2=2

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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