Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Hello

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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maddie latino

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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