When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Chayton

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Woman's rights

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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