- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

whats funny? ebola and 911

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

whats better than 24................. 25

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Gestapo.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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