What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

baby seal walks into a bar

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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