Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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