A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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knock knock

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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