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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

whats better than 24................. 25

Du bist mein Kampf

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Where's my tractor?

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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