yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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A seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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Gestapo.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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Is this a chair?

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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