a man walked out of church and said F***!

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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