Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Chicken

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Rock mattress.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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