A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

gay rights

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Don't think of granny porn

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Women's rights...

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Jake Bowar

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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