There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Whats9+10 19

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

Nathan Gooderson.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Unflushed Shit...

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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