What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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The Economy

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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Chuck Norris

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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What's up? The sky.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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