Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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The Holocaust

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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