Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Chicken

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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What is worse

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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What's up? A direction...

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Your Mom

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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