What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Unflushed Shit...

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Tennesse

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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