- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

I cant think of one (._. )

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Tennesse

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

whats funny? ebola and 911

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Don't think of granny porn

women

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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