Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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