- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

whats better than 24................. 25

is mayonnaise an instrument?

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

women

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Women's rights...

Vagina-Boob

Is this a chair?

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

Jake Bowar

-When is a door not a door? -Never

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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