Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Rock mattress.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Your Mom

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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