- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Nathan Gooderson.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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