- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

I cant think of one (._. )

That's Racist

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

whats funny? ebola and 911

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Gestapo.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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