Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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I cant think of one (._. )

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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