How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Frown is a four letter word.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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