- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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