Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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anne hatthaway

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Barack Obama

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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