- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Frown is a four letter word.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Knock Knock It's Open!

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Barack Obama

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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