- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Your Mom

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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