What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Pickles

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Looks through the peephole.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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