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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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