what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

BWAT

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

knock knock

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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