How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

I cant think of one (._. )

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

That's Racist

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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