- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

why did Max cry??? chicken

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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