q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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