Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

A Banana wrote this...

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

What is next?

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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