You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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