Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Du bist mein Kampf

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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alert("The Game");//

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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robin, get in the car.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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