blind man walks into a . . . .. .

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

penis

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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