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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

math test 2=2

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Black Veil Brides.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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