What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

The Economy

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Flab

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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