- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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Woman's Rights.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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