A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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