- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Nathan Gooderson.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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