- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Du bist mein Kampf

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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