two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Chaney is a dumb b****

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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