Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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