Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Men's rights.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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penis hehehehe

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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