What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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