You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

ugh good riddance

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Is this a chair?

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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