I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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