- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

I cant think of one (._. )

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Gestapo.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

women

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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