- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Looks through the peephole.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Left. That one direction...

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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