Nathan Gooderson.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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A fat boy walked into a party

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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I cant think of one (._. )

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Tennesse

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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