What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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42.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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That's Racist

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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