That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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