A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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What is next?

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Chayton

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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poop

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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anne hatthaway

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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