why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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math test 2=2

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The WNBA.

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penis hehehehe

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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The Holocaust

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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