A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Turn around.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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