A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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123 Main street

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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