Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Woman's rights

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Flab

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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