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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

The 19th Amendment

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

The 19th Amendment

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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