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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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My mom.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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