- Anti Joke

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

Military intelligence.

Your social life

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.