- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

planking.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

No.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Black people are clen.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Why? Because!

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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