Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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Don't think of granny porn

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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I came.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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