A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Noah is Smart.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Knock knock What

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Where's my tractor?

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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