What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Noah is Smart.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Knock knock What

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Anti Joke

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