what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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