4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Hello

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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