Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What is worse than hell?

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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who eats pencils asians

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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