roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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penis hehehehe

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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