- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

The Holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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