- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Don't think of granny porn

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

is mayonnaise an instrument?

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

robin, get in the car.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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