- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Left. That one direction...

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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