- Anti Joke

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Knock Knock It's Open!

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!