If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Hellen Keller

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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womens rights

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Unflushed Shit...

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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