Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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the your face joke

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"Hello." "Hi."

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Halo < COD

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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