How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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