- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Chaney is a dumb b****

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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