Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

This is my joke. funny

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Ben Colbert is gay

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

Lil' Wayne

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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