- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

Roses are red Violets are penis

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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