- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

What's white and very boney? A bone

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

you know what hurts.... PAIN

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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