There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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