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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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