knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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This is my joke. funny

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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