- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Anne Frank.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Du bist mein Kampf

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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