Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Hi Jacob You cool

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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YOU IS DUM

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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