A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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What is worse

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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9/11/2001

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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imadewords

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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OBAMA

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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c+t+c?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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