dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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i love antijokes

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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