Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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