Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Is this a chair?

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Jake Bowar

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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