Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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who smells? •Liam

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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What is next?

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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