knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

My friends are like trampolines I have none

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

SC Johnson a Family Company

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Frown is a four letter word.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Kah-________-

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

Hey, we're both lawyers.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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