A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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