what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anne Frank.

a catholic priest and a young boy

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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