How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Lil' Wayne

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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