Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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penis hehehehe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Black Veil Brides.

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