Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

whats funny? ebola and 911

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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