What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

I cant think of one (._. )

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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