Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Rock mattress.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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What is worse than hell?

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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