- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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