Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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That's Racist

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Don't think of granny porn

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Anti Joke

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