Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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penis hehehehe

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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