monkey sponge

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

Your mom

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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