So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down -4

An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What is worse

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

thumb_up thumb_down -4

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

thumb_up thumb_down -4

You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

thumb_up thumb_down -4

who eats pencils asians

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

thumb_up thumb_down -6

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

thumb_up thumb_down -6

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops