What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Chaney is a dumb b****

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Anne Frank.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

42.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

I cant think of one (._. )

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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