Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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Women's rights.

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What is worse

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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