- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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