Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Rock mattress.

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i love antijokes

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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