Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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