Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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