Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

I cant think of one (._. )

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Du bist mein Kampf

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

Tennesse

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

whats better than 24................. 25

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SC Johnson a Family Company

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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