Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Your mom

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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