- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anne Frank.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

I cant think of one (._. )

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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