- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Gestapo.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Period Blood

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

is mayonnaise an instrument?

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

Jake Bowar

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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