- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

what is big and white? the moon

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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