So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Du bist mein Kampf

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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gay rights

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Don't think of granny porn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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