dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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The 19th Amendment

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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