Don't think of granny porn

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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women

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Period Blood

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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