What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Women's rights.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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