Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

I cant think of one (._. )

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

hey.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Anti Joke

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