q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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