Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Why did the asian die? he was driving

a catholic priest and a young boy

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

SC Johnson a Family Company

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...