Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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That's Racist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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