Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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123 Main street

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Your Mom

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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This is my joke. funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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