What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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