- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

To mamas so fat shes fat

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Turn around.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Hello

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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