How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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The Holocaust

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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