BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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women leaving the kitchen

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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