Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Kah-________-

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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whats really hot the sun

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Chayton

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Enchilada

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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