- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

why did Max cry??? chicken

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Whats9+10 19

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