Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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minced oaths

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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womens rights

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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