- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Penis!

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Anne Frank.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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