What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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666

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Hi Jacob You cool

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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