why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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That's Racist

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Don't think of granny porn

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