A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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I cant think of one (._. )

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Vagina-Boob

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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