I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

How do u shit With ur ass

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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