There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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The Holocaust

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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