How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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