Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

That's Racist

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Can you see this brett? Connor

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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