What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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World Peace

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Your mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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