what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Men's rights.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Will you marry me?

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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YOU IS DUM

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Lil' Wayne

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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