Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Your mom goes to college

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

How much is an abortion? A life

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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