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democracy

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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World Peace

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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