What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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