- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Anne Frank.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Du bist mein Kampf

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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