Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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