Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

minced oaths

Amputations.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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World Peace

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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