What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Chayton

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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