What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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