whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Sex. That is all.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Your Mom

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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