What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Penis!

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

I cant think of one (._. )

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Unflushed Shit...

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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