Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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