Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Knock Knock Come in

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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YOLO

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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