- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

Susie has Autism

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Chuck Norris.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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