Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Period Blood

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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Star Wars

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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