who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Chaney is a dumb b****

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Unflushed Shit...

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Gestapo.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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