- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

This is my joke. funny

OBAMA

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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