- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Penis!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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