A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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gay rights

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Don't think of granny porn

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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