roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Halo < COD

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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