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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

It says so on your cap.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

You smell bad? Cool.

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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