hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Lebron Traveled

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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