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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Knock Knock It's Open!

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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