What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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robin, get in the car.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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