What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

is mayonnaise an instrument?

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Jake Bowar

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

Susie has Autism

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...