What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

whats better than 24................. 25

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

SC Johnson a Family Company

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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