- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

monkey sponge

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

Your mom

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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