jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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What is worse

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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