how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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"Up to 50% off."

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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The 19th Amendment

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Turn around.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Flab

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