Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Chayton

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

women's rights

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Anti Joke

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