What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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maddie latino

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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