- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Whats9+10 19

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

like for a handjob.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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