1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Knock Knock It's Open!

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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