How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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skjer;nf;oashfaefaohesf oiqeshLACLAHN IS SUTRP SD] make it shorett and swert

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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womens rights

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Anne Frank.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Unflushed Shit...

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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