The WNBA.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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The Holocaust

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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cms.......?????

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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