How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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Frown is a four letter word.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

The 19th Amendment

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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