I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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