Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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The 19th Amendment

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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