What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Do you need any assistance?

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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