What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Unflushed Shit...

Penis!

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

I cant think of one (._. )

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Gestapo.

A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

who smells? •Liam

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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