Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

T-Dog scare me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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