What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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maddie latino

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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