Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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"Up to 50% off."

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Like this joke

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Chuck Norris.

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Hey

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Susie has Autism

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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