A British man walks into a dental office.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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womens rights

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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