What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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OBAMA

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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