Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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