- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

A day without sunshine is like night.

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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