whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Nathan Gooderson.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

hey.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

I cant think of one (._. )

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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