What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

This is my joke. funny

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

Roses are red Violets are penis

You smell bad? Cool.

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

the your face joke

"Hello." "Hi."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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