Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Pickles

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Amputations.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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