Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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The WNBA.

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c+t+c?

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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