why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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