"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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