Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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OGC - tilt your head

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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T-Dog scare me

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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