Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Tennesse

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

whats better than 24................. 25

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

SC Johnson a Family Company

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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