What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Susie has Autism

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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planking.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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anne hatthaway

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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