what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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