- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

The Charlotte bobcats.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!