What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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