What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

Pickles

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Anne Frank.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Penis!

Unflushed Shit...

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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