Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Japan called... They need help.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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The Holocaust

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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