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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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