What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

666

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Woman's Rights.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

OBAMA

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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