Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Paul Dylan King!

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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