alert("The Game");//

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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robin, get in the car.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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