- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

Womens rights

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

Pickles

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Anne Frank.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Penis!

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