What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Paul Dylan King!

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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BWAT

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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