Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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The Holocaust

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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