If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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ps3

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Anne Frank.

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