- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Penis in a box.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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