- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Gestapo.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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