What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

Roses are red Violets are penis

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

It says so on your cap.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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