Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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