How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Chaney is a dumb b****

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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