What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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T-Dog scare me

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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