How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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I cant think of one (._. )

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Steve Jobs.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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