On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Gestapo.

A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

who smells? •Liam

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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