What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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c+t+c?

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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the your face joke

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"Hello." "Hi."

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Halo < COD

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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