- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Is this a chair?

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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