Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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