- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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