- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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Steve Jobs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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