How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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