- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Your mom

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

what do you call a black man named mike

whats funny? ebola and 911

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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