In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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poop

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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666

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i love antijokes

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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