- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

who smells? •Liam

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

is mayonnaise an instrument?

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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