Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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What's up? A direction...

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c+t+c?

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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The WNBA.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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