Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Woman's Rights.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

How do magnets work?

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Rock mattress.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

The horse said "nay."

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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