There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

who smells? •Liam

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

is mayonnaise an instrument?

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

robin, get in the car.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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