why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Sarah Palin is President

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

Paul Dylan King!

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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