What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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BWAT

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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The Holocaust

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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