womens rights

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Anne Frank.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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That's Racist

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Anti Joke

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