What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Is this a chair?

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Jake Bowar

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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