I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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What is worse

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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