Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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