Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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