You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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who eats pencils asians

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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