- Anti Joke

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Vagina-Boob

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all starts back in 1765. Sir clucks the 3rd, was the finest most brave chicken there was. No other chickens could even compare. Well you see Sir clucks, with all of his riches and wealth, was one of the most popular chickens of his time. Everyone knew of his vast fortunes. Unfortunately for sir clucks his fortune caused him great misfortunes. You see the dastardly Honey badger brothers heard of the Great Sir clucks and thought to themselves "Why does sir clucks get all the fame and fortune." With that being said the Three brothers came up with one of the most evil plans. They found sir clucks, walking through an alleyway in SHITBUTT city. They surrounded Sir clucks and beat him to the brink of death. They then threw a bag over his head and threw him in their windowless rape van. They then sped off in the night, taking sir clucks to their hideout out in the Dastardly Dry Desert. Not many days passed before the citizens of SHITBUTT city realized that their Most beloved Sir clucks had gone missing. Day,weeks months passed by, but to no avail. Finally, in the 4th month of sir clucks absence, the honey badger brothers sent mayor Monkeyman a ransom note explaining how they want 1 million in clean bills. Little did they know Sir clucks had been coming up with a plan of his own, as the days passed. Nightfall came and Sir clucks set his plan in motion. He had been working on getting his bindings loose and tonight was the night he would escape. "I don't feel so well" says sir clucks to one of the honey badger brothers that was on guard that night. "ehhh what seems to be the problem?" he opens sirclucks cage, not knowing he is a 7th level Black belt. BAM SMACK BONG and with that sir clucks moved quicker than a jack rabbit and ran out into the chill desert night. After hours of running and his feet bloody to the bone he came to a road. You know what happened next? He crossed that SHIT and lived happily ever after And that my amigos is the Factual true story of Sir clucks the 3rd.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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