What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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