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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Barack Obama

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Chayton

S.O.P.A

To mamas so fat shes fat

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers