- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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