- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

There's no "i" in tim.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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