What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Kah-________-

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

robin, get in the car.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Chayton

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

anne hatthaway

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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