Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Women's rights.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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