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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Flab

Chuck Norris.

poop

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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