What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Knock Knock Come in

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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