- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

who smells? •Liam

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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