What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Paul Dylan King!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Japan called... They need help.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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