Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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who smells? •Liam

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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