A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Will gropes Ebola victims

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

The 19th Amendment

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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