whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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World Peace

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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