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Left. That one direction...

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

A fat boy walked into a party

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

hey.

Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

whats funny? ebola and 911

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