Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Anti Joke

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