Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Flab

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

What is worse

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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