The Holocaust

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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