what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

You smell bad? Cool.

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

A day without sunshine is like night.

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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