Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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It says so on your cap.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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