Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

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