Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

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only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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