Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, Knock. Who's there? ........Chicken...?

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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