What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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the WNBA

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock Knock, Who's There The Chicken

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, Knock. Who's there? ........Chicken...?

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: what did the deaf boy get for christmas? A: an ipod shuffle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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Womens rights.

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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