Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock Knock, Who's There The Chicken

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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German sausage is the wurst

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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Three guys are in the desert. They find a lamp, they rub it, and a genie appears. The genie says "I'll grant each of you a wish." So the first guy says "I want to return to my family in my native country." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The second guy says "I want to live in Hollywood, be famous and rich, and have dozens of girls around me." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The third guy says "I want to go to Hawaii." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. So all three guys end up being happy.

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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