- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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