The WNBA.

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monkey sponge

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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OBAMA

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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ss sa asd g dg asd g asd g sdg s dg sad g ads g s dg sad g sadg as dg as dg sdg ds gs dg sdg sd g sdg sd g sdg ds gsd g ds g sdg sd g sdg sd g sdg as sdg know i'm sayin?

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Your mom goes to college

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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YOU IS DUM

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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the your face joke

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

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