- Anti Joke

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

Knock Knock It's Open!

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.