What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

whats really hot the sun

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Susie has Autism

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Enchilada

S.O.P.A

Chayton

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

To mamas so fat shes fat

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Barack Obama

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Hello

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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