Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Your Mom

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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c+t+c?

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This is my joke. funny

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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