I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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