- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Amputations.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

A British man walks into a dental office.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Anne Frank.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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