Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Sorry boss

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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The WNBA.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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