When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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the your face joke

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Halo < COD

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penis hehehehe

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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