- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Anne Frank.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

That's Racist

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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