What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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Is this a chair?

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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