- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

World Peace

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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