Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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