roses are red, violets are violet

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Whats9+10 19

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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