- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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