Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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imadewords

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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This is my joke. funny

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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