- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Anne Frank.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Penis!

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

How do u shit With ur ass

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Unflushed Shit...

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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