- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

It says so on your cap.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

Roses are red Violets are penis

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

You smell bad? Cool.

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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