- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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