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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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