Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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