- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

I cant think of one (._. )

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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