- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Womens rights

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

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