Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Hellen Keller

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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