- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Amputations.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

How do u shit With ur ass

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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