Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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i love antijokes

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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666

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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What's up? A direction...

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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