Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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