- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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