How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

Womens rights

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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