Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

SC Johnson a Family Company

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Frown is a four letter word.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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