womens rights

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Left. That one direction...

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

A fat boy walked into a party

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Du bist mein Kampf

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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