Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Amputations.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Hellen Keller

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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