A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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c+t+c?

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Anti Joke

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