- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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