-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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whats really hot the sun

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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poop

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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