- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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