What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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the your face joke

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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