Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

imadewords

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

This is my joke. funny

OBAMA

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

Roses are red Violets are penis

c+t+c?

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