- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

who smells? •Liam

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

is mayonnaise an instrument?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

robin, get in the car.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

What is next?

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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