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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Chaney is a dumb b****

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

A British man walks into a dental office.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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