1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

john liked the paper........ so he took it

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Your Mom

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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