Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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The Holocaust

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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