Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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