Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Your mom goes to college

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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penis hehehehe

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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