- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Du bist mein Kampf

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

is mayonnaise an instrument?

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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