- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't think of granny porn

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Frown is a four letter word.

Jake Bowar

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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