What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Turn around.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Hello

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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