Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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robin, get in the car.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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