Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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math test 2=2

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Womens' rights.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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