What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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i love antijokes

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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