What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Your mom

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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