Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Pickles

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Looks through the peephole.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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womens rights

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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