What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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The WNBA.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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