- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

Du bist mein Kampf

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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