How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Du bist mein Kampf

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Tennesse

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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