You smell bad? Cool.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Lil' Wayne

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the your face joke

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Halo < COD

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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