what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Amputations.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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Hellen Keller

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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minced oaths

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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