Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Your Mom

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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