Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

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