what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Your mom goes to college

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Anti Joke

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