- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

Du bist mein Kampf

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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