Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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