What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

who smells? •Liam

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

women

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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