Your mom

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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Obama.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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