Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Thumbs this up

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Blind people can't read this.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Black People.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Your mom

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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