Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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What is worse

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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