- Anti Joke

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

To mamas so fat shes fat

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