What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Tennesse

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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