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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Woman's Rights.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

It says so on your cap.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

Roses are red Violets are penis

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

You smell bad? Cool.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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