- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

Knock knock (No one is home)

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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