What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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math test 2=2

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Nah

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Anti Joke

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