dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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