What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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democracy

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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