There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

why did Max cry??? chicken

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

minced oaths

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Chaney is a dumb b****

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