- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

Roses are red Violets are penis

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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