- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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