What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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im a selling a car

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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