Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

123 Main street

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

c+t+c?

This is my joke. funny

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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