A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Hello

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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i love antijokes

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What is worse than hell?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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