A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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