- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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