Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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anne hatthaway

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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