Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Your mom

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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