- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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