Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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ps3

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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