What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Wolf Pussy

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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