- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Anne Frank.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

42.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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