Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Your mom

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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