A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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the your face joke

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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The WNBA.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Paul Dylan King!

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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