A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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minced oaths

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Amputations.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Penis!

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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