- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Turn around.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

S.O.P.A

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

To mamas so fat shes fat

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Hello

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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