you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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monkey sponge

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c+t+c?

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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