Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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:-)book

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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