- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

A seal walks into a club.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Steve Jobs.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

im a selling a car

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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