- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Gestapo.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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