Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Your mom goes to college

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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