Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What is worse than hell?

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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