Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

who smells? •Liam

Your mom

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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