How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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the your face joke

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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