- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

Women's rights.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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