Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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