On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

Gestapo.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

who smells? •Liam

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

What is next?

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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