- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

math test 2=2

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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