- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Gestapo.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Frown is a four letter word.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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