- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Amputations.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Nathan Gooderson.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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