- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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