- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Amputations.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

minced oaths

Knock knock runs away laughing

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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