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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Your mom

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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