Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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