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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

S.O.P.A

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

An iguana walks out of a bar

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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