Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Knock Knock It's Open!

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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