- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

The Holocaust

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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