Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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penis

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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123 Main street

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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