Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

whats funny? ebola and 911

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

who smells? •Liam

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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