- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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