where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Lil' Wayne

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the your face joke

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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