Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Unflushed Shit...

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Penis!

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

How do u shit With ur ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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