Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Chayton

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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S.O.P.A

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Anti jokes.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Homework.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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