- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Hellen Keller

What sucks?

Amputations.

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Nathan Gooderson.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Anne Frank.

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