- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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