- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Knock knock runs away laughing

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Pickles

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

minced oaths

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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