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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Asians

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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