How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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