What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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666

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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What is worse

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Asians

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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