Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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