- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Susie has Autism

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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