whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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123 Main street

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What is worse

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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