Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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whats really hot the sun

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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