knock knock whos there? how should I know?

Womens' rights.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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