Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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The WNBA.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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