- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

oh hiya come in

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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