- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Penis!

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Anne Frank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

a catholic priest and a young boy

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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