Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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ps3

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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