What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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