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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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Pickles

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Anne Frank.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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