¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Anne Frank.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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42.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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