- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

A mans opinion.

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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