TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Blind people can't read this.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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