Penis!

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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