Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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minced oaths

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Amputations.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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