- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

I cant think of one (._. )

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Penis!

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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