What is worse

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Lebron Traveled

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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This is my joke. funny

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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