So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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ps3

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Anne Frank.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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