Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Your Mom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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OGC - tilt your head

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imadewords

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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