What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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What is worse than hell?

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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