Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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