yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Period Blood

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Jake Bowar

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Anti Joke

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