Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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minced oaths

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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ps3

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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I cant think of one (._. )

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