World Peace

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Pickles

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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