Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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The 19th Amendment

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123 Main street

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Anti Joke

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