- Anti Joke

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.