whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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