- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

YOU IS DUM

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

Lil' Wayne

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

A: Knock knock. B: <>

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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