- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

women leaving the kitchen

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

what do you call a black man named mike

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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