Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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YOU IS DUM

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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Wolf Pussy

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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