A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Womens rights

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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