- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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