why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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This is my joke. funny

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Your mom goes to college

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Anti Joke

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