What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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minced oaths

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Anne Frank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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