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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

a catholic priest and a young boy

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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