what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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