What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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123 Main street

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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What is worse

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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