Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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