what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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123 Main street

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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What is worse

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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