Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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oh hiya come in

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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minced oaths

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Amputations.

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Whats9+10 19

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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ps3

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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