The WNBA.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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