So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

thumb_up thumb_down +12

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +12

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

thumb_up thumb_down +10

wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops