There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

ps3

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Pickles

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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