Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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