whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

who smells? •Liam

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

what do you call a black man named mike

A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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