- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Robin, get in the car.

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

women have rights

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

knock knock your gay

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What is the best part about football The scoring

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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