why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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oh hiya come in

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