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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

whats funny? ebola and 911

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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