What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Tennesse

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

whats funny? ebola and 911

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

alert("The Game");//

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

whats pale and white your ass.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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