- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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