- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do u shit With ur ass

I cant think of one (._. )

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

*you're

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Your mom

Don't think of granny porn

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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