What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

What's up? The sky.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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