- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

Hellen Keller

I have no ideas.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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