- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Your mom

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Don't think of granny porn

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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