How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Du bist mein Kampf

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

whats better than 24................. 25

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

SC Johnson a Family Company

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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