Amputations.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

Chaney is a dumb b****

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

I cant think of one (._. )

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Penis!

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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