Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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