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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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