Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

Roses are red Violets are penis

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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