q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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What is worse

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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