- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Pickles

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Penis!

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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