- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

How do u shit With ur ass

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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