How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Your mom

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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gay rights

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Anti Joke

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