Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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