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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Knock Knock It's Open!

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Will gropes Ebola victims

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Hello

What's up? The sky.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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