what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

c+t+c?

This is my joke. funny

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Ben Colbert is gay

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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