How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

jack shine has boobs

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

What is worse than hell?

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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