What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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What's up? The sky.

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Hello

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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What is worse than hell?

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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