What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Left. That one direction...

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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