- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

An iguana walks out of a bar

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

What is worse

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

penis

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

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