What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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