Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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The 19th Amendment

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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