- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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