Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

roses are red, violets are violet

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Amputations.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Nathan Gooderson.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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