How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Tennesse

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Is this a chair?

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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