That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Hello

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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What is worse

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