What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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World Peace

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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