A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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