"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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The WNBA.

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Womens' rights.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Paul Dylan King!

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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