- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Hellen Keller

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Whats9+10 19

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

A British man walks into a dental office.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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