- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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