What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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OBAMA

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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monkey sponge

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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