What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

minced oaths

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

Anne Frank.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

How do u shit With ur ass

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

I cant think of one (._. )

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