How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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what do you call a black man named mike

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Tim's gay.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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