The Holocaust

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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