the your face joke

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

math test 2=2

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

The Holocaust

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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