Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Will gropes Ebola victims

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

The 19th Amendment

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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