Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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c+t+c?

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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This is my joke. funny

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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