- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

The WNBA.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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