Homework.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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