What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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