Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Anti Joke

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