Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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S.O.P.A

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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