why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

A baby seal walks into a club...

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

brett is a dick

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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