whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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8=D

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What's up? The sky.

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poop

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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