Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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