- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

roses are red, violets are violet

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

Robin, get in the car.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

women have rights

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

knock knock your gay

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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