Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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