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Rock mattress.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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