Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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