Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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42.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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:-)book

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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