who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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