Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Women's rights.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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