Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Don't think of granny porn

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Vagina-Boob

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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