- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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