When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Banana(s)

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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