- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

women

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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