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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What is worse

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains