Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Lil' Wayne

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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A black goes to college

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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