What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Lebron Traveled

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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