What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

How do u shit With ur ass

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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who smells? •Liam

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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