Knock, Knock. Come in.

A British man walks into a dental office.

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

whats funny? ebola and 911

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

who smells? •Liam

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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