A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Left. That one direction...

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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