- Anti Joke

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.