How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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