¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Nathan Gooderson.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Unflushed Shit...

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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