- Anti Joke

Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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