why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Paul Dylan King!

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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Anti Joke

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