did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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