What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Susie has Autism

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Chuck Norris.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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