Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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YOU IS DUM

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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