- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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