What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Du bist mein Kampf

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

whats better than 24................. 25

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

SC Johnson a Family Company

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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