What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

The Economy

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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