Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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