Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Susie has Autism

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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