brett is a dick

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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What is worse

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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