knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

This is my joke. funny

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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