Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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women leaving the kitchen

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Your mom

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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