Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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