- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

Women's rights.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: gasp take that back

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

A Mexican walks into a club.

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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