Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

SC Johnson a Family Company

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

My friends are like trampolines I have none

is mayonnaise an instrument?

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Frown is a four letter word.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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