2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

antijokes

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

Lil' Wayne

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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