- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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