What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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