Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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monkey sponge

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the guy below me is gay

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Your mom

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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