Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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