- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Looks through the peephole.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

women

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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