What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Hello

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What's up? The sky.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What is worse than hell?

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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