1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

Why did the bunny eat his food

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

Womens rights

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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