How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Anne Frank.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

I cant think of one (._. )

How do u shit With ur ass

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Anti Joke

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