Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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ps3

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Hellen Keller

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Whats9+10 19

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Amputations.

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minced oaths

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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