A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Rock mattress.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Lebron Traveled

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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