Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Period Blood

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Jake Bowar

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Anti Joke

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