How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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women leaving the kitchen

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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