what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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