What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

The Charlotte bobcats.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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