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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

Why did the bunny eat his food

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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