- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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