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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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