- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

A seal walks into a club.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Penis in a box.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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