Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Anne Frank.

Amputations.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

whats funny? ebola and 911

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Anti Joke

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