- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

OGC - tilt your head

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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