A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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666

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Women's rights.

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i love antijokes

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Woman's Rights.

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What's up? A direction...

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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