whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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