What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Will gropes Ebola victims

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Hello

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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