- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Men's rights.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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