why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

Nathan Gooderson.

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Knock knock whos there punctuation

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

That's Racist

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Left. That one direction...

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Don't think of granny porn

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