A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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whats pale and white your ass.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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