- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

It says so on your cap.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Roses are red Violets are penis

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

You smell bad? Cool.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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