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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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