What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

roses are red, violets are violet

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Amputations.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Nathan Gooderson.

Anti Joke

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