"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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