Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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