JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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S.O.P.A

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Rock mattress.

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T-Dog scare me

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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OGC - tilt your head

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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ha.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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