Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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OGC - tilt your head

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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imadewords

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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This is my joke. funny

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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monkey sponge

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the guy below me is gay

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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YOU IS DUM

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