Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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123 Main street

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Obama-Care

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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