An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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the your face joke

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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penis hehehehe

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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