Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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