Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Your Mom

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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8===========D O:

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Will you marry me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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