Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

Womens' rights.

The Holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

A British man walks into a dental office.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

like for a handjob.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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