- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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