Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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OBAMA

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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monkey sponge

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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