Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Paul Dylan King!

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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