A day without sunshine is like night.

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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