A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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How do magnets work?

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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