- Anti Joke

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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