- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Chayton

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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