My friends are like trampolines I have none

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

SC Johnson a Family Company

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

whats really hot the sun

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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