is mayonnaise an instrument?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Is this a chair?

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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