- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

World Peace

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

How do u shit With ur ass

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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