- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Whats9+10 19

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

What's brown and sticky? Poo

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