what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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hi

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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