Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

What is worse than hell?

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

This is my joke. funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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