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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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