What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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i'm not gay

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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