- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Du bist mein Kampf

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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