- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

c+t+c?

This is my joke. funny

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

yo momma is so tall shes tall

Ben Colbert is gay

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

YOU IS DUM

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