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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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