What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Unflushed Shit...

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Du bist mein Kampf

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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