What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Hellen Keller

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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That's Racist

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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