Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

a. why? b. because I wanted

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Women"s Rights

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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