What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

Amputations.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

women

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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