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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

who smells? •Liam

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Chuck Norris.

Susie has Autism

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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