Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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