Lil' Wayne

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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penis hehehehe

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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