- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Anne Frank.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Amputations.

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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