What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

who smells? •Liam

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

My friends are like trampolines I have none

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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