- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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