What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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women

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Left. That one direction...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Rebecca Black

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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