Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

who smells? •Liam

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Is this a chair?

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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