anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

"Up to 50% off."

Star Wars

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Enchilada

is mayonnaise an instrument?

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...