- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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World Peace

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Left. That one direction...

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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