Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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anne hatthaway

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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