- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

A seal walks into a club.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

a show horse jumps over a bar

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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