How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

robin, get in the car.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Frown is a four letter word.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

YOLO

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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