What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Lil' Wayne

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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