- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Steve Jobs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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