A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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