what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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