Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Enchilada

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who smells? •Liam

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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"Up to 50% off."

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Like this joke

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Chuck Norris.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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robin, get in the car.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Is this a chair?

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