- Anti Joke

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

c+t+c?

Roses are red Violets are penis

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

How much is an abortion? A life

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

the your face joke

"Hello." "Hi."

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff