Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Du bist mein Kampf

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

who smells? •Liam

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

My friends are like trampolines I have none

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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