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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Steve Jobs.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

im a selling a car

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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