Period Blood

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Chuck Norris.

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who smells? •Liam

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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