what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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