Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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It says so on your cap.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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