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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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