- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

My friends are like trampolines I have none

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Did you know?

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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