Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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The Holocaust

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Paul Dylan King!

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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