- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

whos gay? you are

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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