- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Anne Frank.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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