Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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