How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

women leaving the kitchen

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Period Blood

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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