Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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knock knock go away ok

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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