A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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The WNBA.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Your mom goes to college

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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