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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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