Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Where's my tractor?

Left. That one direction...

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Rebecca Black

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

My friends are like trampolines I have none

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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