- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

Your mom

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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