How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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That's Racist

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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