- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

What's up? The sky.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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