What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

whats better than 24................. 25

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

SC Johnson a Family Company

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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