Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Did you know?

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Turn around.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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