- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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