What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

123 Main street

An iguana walks out of a bar

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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