what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

c+t+c?

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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