How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

A day without sunshine is like night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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