The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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It says so on your cap.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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