Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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123 Main street

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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What is worse than hell?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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