- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

My friends are like trampolines I have none

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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