A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Womens' rights.

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Women's rights.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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