A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

whats really hot the sun

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Knock Knock It's Open!

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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