whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Your mom

Don't think of granny porn

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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