A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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