What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Whats9+10 19

Blonde Entrepeneurs

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

womens rights

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Anti Joke

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