What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Will gropes Ebola victims

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Obama-Care

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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