A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Kah-________-

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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