- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Chaney is a dumb b****

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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