What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

69

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...