- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

A fat boy walked into a party

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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