Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

who smells? •Liam

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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