Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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