-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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