suck my dick.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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ps3

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Amputations.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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World Peace

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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Anne Frank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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