- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock (No one is home)

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

Womens rights

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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