Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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