Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Whats9+10 19

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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