A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Chayton

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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