How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Du bist mein Kampf

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

whats better than 24................. 25

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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