what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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