What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

What is worse

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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