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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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womens rights

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Left. That one direction...

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Penis!

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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