What is worse than hell?

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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