Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Whats9+10 19

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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World Peace

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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Anne Frank.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Justin Bieber

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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