- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Amputations.

minced oaths

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Hellen Keller

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Anne Frank.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

How do u shit With ur ass

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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