nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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:-)book

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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