The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

What is brown and sticky?

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

cms.......?????

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Blonde Entrepeneurs

ps3

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Amputations.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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