What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Left. That one direction...

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Du bist mein Kampf

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

whats better than 24................. 25

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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