Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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i love antijokes

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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What is worse

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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