- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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