a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What is worse than hell?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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