A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Left. That one direction...

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Your mom

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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