A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Hellen Keller

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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Whats9+10 19

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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How do u shit With ur ass

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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