Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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This is my joke. funny

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Anti Joke

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