Womens' rights.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Paul Dylan King!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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