How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

monkey sponge

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

Anti Joke

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