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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.