A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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oh hiya come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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