Will you marry me?

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Lil' Wayne

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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BWAT

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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