- Anti Joke

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Chayton

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability