- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

cms.......?????

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

minced oaths

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Nathan Gooderson.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.