- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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