a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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