"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Kah-________-

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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