Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

What is worse

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

Asians

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

This is my joke. funny

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