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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

Your mom

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

is mayonnaise an instrument?

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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