What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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