Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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k

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c+t+c?

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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the guy below me is gay

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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the your face joke

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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