You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Asians

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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This is my joke. funny

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Anti Joke

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