- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

c+t+c?

The WNBA.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

the your face joke

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