A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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who smells? •Liam

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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