Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

minced oaths

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Knock, Knock. Come in.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Anne Frank.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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