- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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