Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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c+t+c?

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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This is my joke. funny

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Your mom goes to college

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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YOU IS DUM

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Lil' Wayne

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