- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What is a question?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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