Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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