- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Gestapo.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

who smells? •Liam

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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