Knock Knock It's Open!

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

stuff and dogs {()}

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Will gropes Ebola victims

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops