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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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roses are red, violets are violet

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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