What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Amputations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Pickles

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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