Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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