Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Don't think of granny porn

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Gestapo.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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Steve Jobs.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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im a selling a car

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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