- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

whats young and never moved? still born baby

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Lebron Traveled

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

monkey sponge

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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