Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Will gropes Ebola victims

Hello

What's up? The sky.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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