Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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YOU IS DUM

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Lil' Wayne

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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