- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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