- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Anne Frank.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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