Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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YOU IS DUM

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