- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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