Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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