- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Amputations.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Anne Frank.

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