How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Wolf Pussy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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