- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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