- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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