The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Womens' rights.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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