What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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i love antijokes

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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