Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Enchilada

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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