How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Penis jokes.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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